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Crispy Tuesday, 03/12/24

  1. #1
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    It’s Tuesday time. I didnt go to school today so i got really high last night and slept until 10 am, i woke up and just sat there for a good while, then i got up and fixed my hair, then i went to clean the basement for my dad. I got a few more cigarette scraps and i cleaned up his clothes mess. I went back upstairs and cleaned my room a bit more, i cooked mashed potatoes and ate some. Now im laying here sending my post.

    Later today my mom is giving me the $30 she owes, my dad told me yesterday that he owes me $60 so ill have around $100 by the end of this week. Im gona buy Christmas gifts then save the rest. What does a guy in his 40’s like for Christmas? I really cant think of anything other than weed lol
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  2. #2
    Faüx Yung Blood
    Weed. Or a pocket knife.
  3. #3
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    You should get him something personalized like a mixtape or a macaroni necklace. it's the thought that counts really
  4. #4
    Faüx Yung Blood
    Don't listen to that guy
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  5. #5
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Socks.
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  6. #6
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Faüx Don't listen to that guy

    Are you new to the forum or something? Its nice to meet you!!! im fluttershy!
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  7. #7
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Faüx Weed. Or a pocket knife.
    Cant buy pocket knife, i can probably get weed at school
  8. #8
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Fluttershy You should get him something personalized like a mixtape or a macaroni necklace. it's the thought that counts really

    For his birthday i got him cologne and a hat he wanted, plus art stuff he never used. This year idk, he just smokes and works usually. Maybe i can try to get him bong
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  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    A nice tie, a wristwatch, maybe lube a belt
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  10. #10
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Bradley hes not working on having a good life like you, he just does drugs, works, and sees his daughters whenever
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  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Is it your dad or like a friend

    Your dad didn't seem like the type to wear a tie or watch.

    Everybody wears belts though
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  12. #12
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    I know I want a belt for christmas!!!
    So i can hang myself from the ceiling fan with it to get away from bad friends like bradleyb!
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  13. #13
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    My dad, maybe i can get him a belt
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  14. #14
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Fluttershy I know I want a belt for christmas!!!
    So i can hang myself from the ceiling fan with it to get away from bad friends like bradleyb!
    No thx
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  15. #15
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Crispy My dad, maybe i can get him a belt

    you should get him a cool zippo lighter
  16. #16
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Ceiling fan breaks easy tbh
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  17. #17
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    like one with something manly and cool on it that reflects his interests like a skull or gun or penis
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  18. #18
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Fluttershy you should get him a cool zippo lighter
    Need to be 18 to buy lighters
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  19. #19
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by Crispy No thx

    so you're not getting me a crispmas gift :C
  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    Does he have a lot of socks? Everybody that smokes likes lighters
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