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I volunteered to do 2 twelve hour shifts at a 24 hour room for the holidays lol

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks on Christmas Day & the day after I decided to volunteer to run the 24 hour meeting room where basically we do a meeting every hour and there's always someone for u to talk to if u r struggling with drinking or want a meeting or don't want to be near ur drunk family members

    I will be doing 6pm to 6am both days. They said I can do 8hr but idgaf I'm just gonna shitpost and talk to people. After 10pm to 6am we only do a meeting every other hour I think so that'll be chill.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    if u guys want u can join via zoom. You woulnd't believe it, I'm super nice to people and professional and smile and talk all proper and don't call anyone a bitch or make fun of them for their appearance/allegedly sexual molestation of children in another state/weight/being a bitch.
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    Jesus would be proud of you for helping the undesirables at Christmas.

    If a vulnerable alcoholic young woman offers to suck your cock in the meeting room how will you handle this in a professional way?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I have a girlfriend and would direct him to fornicate one of my friends in the locking bathroom we have in the back.

    My clubhouse is very clean, someone sweeps and mops the entire thing everyday at noon.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Also I don't do anything for Jesus or any other kike. I do this to help other alcoholics and to help myself not drink.
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    Originally posted by Bradley Also I don't do anything for Jesus or any other kike. I do this to help other alcoholics and to help myself not drink.

    Jesus isn't asking you do anything for him, he's just happy you're helping others...

    Having the vulnerable alcoholic blow your friends was the wrong answer though as far as offering professional help.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    oh okay,that'salright. If a jedi person comes to AA I am nice tothem and everything, but I do take a picture to show my friends online andi don'tlike toshake their hands
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    Originally posted by Bradley oh okay,that'salright. If a jedi person comes to AA I am nice tothem and everything, but I do take a picture to show my friends online andi don'tlike toshake their hands

    Um what are you talking about...have you been drinking??
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    He never drinks
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    Why does diet coke from a fountain drink machine taste better than plastic bottle diet coke which in turn takes better than diet coke in a can?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um what are you talking about…have you been drinking??

    You nigga, i'm taking if you come to my clubhouse how I will treat you as a jedi person
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    Originally posted by Bradley You nigga, i'm taking if you come to my clubhouse how I will treat you as a jedi person

    I'm not affiliated with any religious group or organization, I'm my own god.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why does diet coke from a fountain drink machine taste better than plastic bottle diet coke which in turn takes better than diet coke in a can?

    I can actually tell you how this works. In fountain drink machines they can control the amount of syrup that is injected through the line. There is a drive for establishments to increase the syrup content of the drinks because if it's less than standard (bottled 2L is generally the standard) then people will reject your fountain soda as watered down.

    Becuase it's so cheap people just turn up the syrup injector (also what your mom calls me) so it cums more to make the fatties happy.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    as for bottles verses cans I imagine you just like putting your mouth around things that are longer and fatter because you are a dirty slut.
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    That reminds me, when exwife #2 was forced to do the 12 steps thing like 8 of them carried "religious" overtones...I asked what if you don't believe in god and got the answer "you don't have to you just have to believe in a power higher than you"...so obviously I then asked "What if I don't believe there is a power higher than the self".

    ..then you're fucked was the response.
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    Originally posted by Bradley Folks on Christmas Day & the day after I decided to volunteer to run the 24 hour meeting room where basically we do a meeting every hour and there's always someone for u to talk to if u r struggling with drinking

    So it's a pub?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Yes but only serving mouthwash
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  18. #18
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Hey did I tell you about(I probably did) we had personal (group)zoom calls with Russell brand in rehab and they were as bland as its sounds.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't know who that is.
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    Originally posted by Instigator Hey did I tell you about(I probably did) we had personal (group)zoom calls with Russell brand in rehab and they were as bland as its sounds.

    Did you ask him what Katy Perry was like in the sack?
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