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I think I might be an alcoholic

  1. #1
    Mighest Houston
    A Weekender. I usually don't drink on the weekdays unless I have them off.

    But I drink every weekend even if I plan not too.

    I always drink because I like quality beer and I don't have anything stopping me and I figure I only live once.

    Another beer for all of you after a day of sketchy business, a prostitute, and collecting data.
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  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    Have you ever tried drinking Listerine?
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  3. #3
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    The real alcoholic move
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  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Mighest A Weekender. I usually don't drink on the weekdays unless I have them off.

    But I drink every weekend even if I plan not too.

    I always drink because I like quality beer and I don't have anything stopping me and I figure I only live once.

    Another beer for all of you after a day of sketchy business, a prostitute, and collecting data.
    What do you drink
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    I heard OP doesn't even drink in the mornings before work.
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  6. #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    The people at the liquor store don't even grab what he wants off the shelf when he walks in to buy the same thing for the third time that day.
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  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP has never woke up and still been inside someone he doesn't know
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  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP worries about having a drinking problem before he has a drinking problem.
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  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP is considering working the 12 steps when 3 of them would be enough.
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  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP wants to recover from alcoholism before he develops alcoholism.
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  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP wants to stand up at an AA meeting and identify himself as an alcoholic.
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP self identifies as a problem drinker without having any problems while drinking
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  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP is determined to learn from the consequences before facing them.
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  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP likes drinking 6 IPAs and has no reason not to other than he did it last weekend.
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  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP has never blacked out and hurt someone but is worried he might.
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  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP will put 5$ in the giving donations basket at AA because he's still got money like that.
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  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP will read the first 164 pages of the big book and call his sponsor everyday.
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  18. #18
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Me too
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  19. #19
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Op will you sponsor me
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  20. #20
    Bradley Florida Man
    OP do you want to read How It Works?
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