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How do you cook your turkey

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    oh ya u got a lil sand in your betty crocker vagina too you fucking BITCH
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  2. #2
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Baked with an assortment of veggies crammed inside it, such as onion, celery, carrots, and orange.

    Season the turkey generously with butter and a variety of spices.

    Pour champagne over it.

    Place turkey in a turkey roasting bag. Bake.
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  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Break its little arms and legs so it fits in the air fryer, maybe?
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  4. #4
    I don't, I prefer chicken.
  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Nigger
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Crispy Nigger

    Love that chicken from Popeyes.
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I phone KFC and order a large bucket
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm having mine prepared by someone else.

    My favorite way

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  9. #9
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Eating young turkey, wow
  10. #10
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    How young is the big question?
  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Crispy How young is the big question?

    I think 18 months

    I googled it and it's cl9ser 4 months
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm having mine prepared by someone else.

    My favorite way


    update, I now have 3 turkeys
  13. #13
    underaged turkey
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