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Community Secret Santa 2015!
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2015-11-29 at 12:15 AM UTC
Hi everyone,
Two years ago Semisazas hosted a secret santa, it was a lot of fun for our community. Since he got clean and left us, BradleyB decided to host this year's event.
I wrote this whole thread out in forty five minutes and it logged me out so I won't go into as much detail as I did last time but this is the run down.
How does this work?
You will be given a user to shop for around the 15th
What you get them can be anything. Read their posts, figure them out, ask someone (other than them). I sent Aborted Shylock a Green Bay Packer's Santa Hat and a shit ton of work gloves. Someone sent me a bunch of vitamins when I was on a health kick for awhile. NoNarky's goofy ass made someone homemade pine cone bird feeders. If you really can't think of something, go with a giftcard to McDonalds or something.
There is no minimum or maximum amount. If you wanna send someone a brand new Xbox One, go for it. If you wanna find some weird knickknacks around your house that's cool too. It's limitless.
Who can participate?
Anyone of our community that is established and recognizable. For instance Panthrax (who is not on this forum) would be accepted while SirTokesAlot420 who came to Niggersinspace a month ago and has made 60 posts since then would not be.
You can be Christian, white, non christian, black, muslim, American, non-US, anything. The only people who are exluced are those of jedi or Semitic descent. jediS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN MY REINDEER GAMES.
What if no one sends me a gift?
Last time we had 20 or so users participate, of them only one (TORTILLA) did not send a gift. Semisazas was willing to send extra gifts to people who did not receive them, I will not be doing this. But I will post after the contest who everyones secret santa was so you can shame them forever publically.
To convey honesty, I will be selecting names out of a hat. Tortilla will watch on Cam since he will not be participating. I will make the provision however that non-US members will most likely receive Non-US receipients since both will have to do the whole bullshit international mailing thing.
If you'd like to participate please post in this thread your interest and country. I will be selecting and redistributing names around the 15th, this is also when I will collect your address to give to your secret santa. If you're worried about your address being found out you can do what's called General Delivery and pick things up at the post office with a photo ID. For instance:
Bradley Bugatti
General Delivery
South Milwaukee, WI [FONT=arial]53172
Inb4 BradleyB's surname is not actually Bugatti.[/FONT]
Dunno how this works internationality, but that is an option in the US.
If you'd like to have your gift sent sooner to you, you can PM me your address directly ahead of the 15th. If you're scared that Lanny the Tranny will use his administrative powers to go into my account and access your PMs to me you can use www.privnote.com to create a note that can only be read once or simply give it to me in the www.tinychat.com/tinybltc chatroom whenever I'm on.
It was a huge success two years ago, and I think it will be now. The minimum parties needed will be 3. There is no maximum, though the more the merrier.
Thank you for your time and happy holidays,
Bradley.
People who have signed up-
-BradleyB
-LannytheTranny
-AngryOnion -
2015-11-29 at 12:37 AM UTCI would like to, but I'll only accept some kind of virtual item or entertainment.
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2015-11-29 at 12:37 AM UTCThank god I'm jedi.. ITT Bradleyb needs freebies. I suggest 5 dollars added to his runescape account and a dick slapped across his stupid face. Merry fucking Xmas faggots
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2015-11-29 at 12:41 AM UTClol, i'm only receiving one of these gifts and financially stable.
I pay with with in game currency for my Runescape membership btw :) -
2015-11-29 at 12:42 AM UTC
I would like to, but I'll only accept some kind of virtual item or entertainment.
I don't know how that would work. Do you have any reasonable suggestions? -
2015-11-29 at 1:04 AM UTCHow jedi?
according to 23 and me I'm .01% Ashkenazi jedi
Am I in or out?
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2015-11-29 at 1:07 AM UTCThat's fine, it was a sarcastic provision.
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2015-11-29 at 1:21 AM UTCSounds fun.
Count lanny the tranny in. -
2015-11-29 at 1:22 AM UTCYou should ban muslims to.
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2015-11-29 at 2:21 AM UTCIn all seriousness, I will address this point briefly. I don't really see the hatred that the White Nationalist community feels encompassing all nonWhites. They have no economic security in their homeland, no chance at a better life for their descendants. Why wouldnt' they move into prosperous white lands? It's common sense.
If you are cutting up a loaf of bread, drop a piece on the floor and the dog eats it. Do you beat the dog? No. The dog just wanted the better food, yeah you could've eaten that piece but the dog doesn't have the rational mind to think: Hmm, if I eat this piece I will be depriving my owner of something. It just simply does it.
With the jedis there seems to be not only a forthright plan (Zionism) but also a spoils system that allows them to manipulate their way to the top. Is that wrong of them? Yes I really do think so. They also fully well have realized they can push us (White Nations) into fighting wars against their traditional enemy while utilizing our way of living to enrich themselves.
In short, while the Mexican might be stealing your job or some Black dude being lazy and living off the system there's no plan, no intent, it's just how they are. I don't see how you can hate them. The termite doesn't realize your house is going to fall down around you once their colony gets going. Should you remove the termites? Yes. Are they evil? I don't believe so. The jedi however plots, schemes, and pulls strings knowing full well everything will happen. That is evil. -
2015-11-29 at 3:54 AM UTCI probably can pull something out of my ass. Its just the baby and me this year and he isnt old enough to really buy shit he is going to appreciate yet. Cant promise Ill send anything grand but Ill send something.
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2015-11-29 at 5:24 AM UTCI think I remember this not going well the last time it was done on Zoklet. IIRC someone received something fairly nice and made a really sad half-assed effort in return. Embarrassing, really. If you can't afford it or aren't financially stable, stuff tends to come up in your life that could interfere, don't participate. I wouldn't trust many people to make responsible decisions, many may just be selfish and want something without having to give much, if anything, in return.
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2015-11-29 at 6:10 AM UTC^well if you know anything about bradley and tort, you'd know that being selfish and wanting something without having to give much is the whole point of this thread. Bradleyb and tort "dey bee pushin' reel weight deez dayz"
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2015-12-05 at 4:28 AM UTCWe doin' this shit or what?
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2015-12-05 at 6:23 AM UTC^no bradleyb is in jail again
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2015-12-15 at 5:55 PM UTCBradleyB
-LannytheTranny
-AngryOnion
-Hydromorphone
Four people? Seriously guys? that's it? -
2015-12-15 at 9:32 PM UTCtheres only like 10 ppl here..
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2015-12-22 at 6:19 PM UTCWith only 3 Domestic and 1 International participator this doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Sorry everyone. Stop hacking our forums to hell and pushing membership down and we might actually be able to do events.
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2022-11-02 at 3:58 AM UTCim doing this again this year
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