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What would you like your last meal to be?

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I love Chinese buffets, especially the chicken with all the sugar and oil
  2. #2
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Either Indian or mexican food. Maybe Steak chimichangas with a side of curry and naan bread.
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wish I would've gotten closer with hmong people in Wisconsin
  4. #4
    chinese dont have buffets.

    eating chinese "buffet" is like eating african "cuisine" with fork and spoons on a chair and dining table,

    theyre totally white mangs construct,
  5. #5
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina chinese dont have buffets.

    eating chinese "buffet" is like eating african "cuisine" with fork and spoons on a chair and dining table,

    theyre totally white mangs construct,

    It tastes good, though.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes It tastes good, though.

    then just ssy you want good tasting food at low prices and unlimited quantity
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    kingoffrogs subway dinnsrd paid for by him
  8. #8
    Pussy seems the obvious choice.
  9. #9
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I’ve thought about this many times lol, id want to eat sushi or salmon patties, a glass of orange juice, and a cigarette. If i could have dessert id want a slice of biscoff cake with ice cream icing
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  10. #10
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Yeah maybe 3 cigarettes actually
  11. #11
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    4 kilogram of roasted and salted pistachios, 2 litres of coke, 4 espresso and a massive chocolate cakewith custard

    Let them deal with my ass crack then after the electric chair
  12. #12
    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Either Indian or mexican food. Maybe Steak chimichangas with a side of curry and naan bread.

    Solid, would prob do something TexMex/Mexican and some curry too.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    I like egg rolls
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  14. #14
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    My mamas chicken and dumplings
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  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by shitty titty My mamas chicken and dumplings

    u r a dumplin
  16. #16
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Bitch you ain’t gotta tell me!
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    I would like to change my answer to 36 chicken wings that I get to share with frala

    I'd like the flavor to be a hot BBQ and have ranch with it and celery
  18. #18
    Landy Pamm Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by shitty titty Bitch you ain’t gotta tell me!

    How much you weigh? like 230?
  19. #19
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Hmm...

    For a last meal, I'd prefer a plate of my Mom's good ole' Southern cooking, but since that's impossible considering the fact that she's dead, I'll have to go with my secondary choice:

    Full teppanyaki dinner consisting of fried rice and vegetables, steak and chicken, ginger salad, EGG DROP soup with those crunchy egg noodle things, a roll of sushi of my choice prepared by at least an Asian and not one of those Mexicans working in a Japanese restaurant, and a bottle of hot sake.

    Oh and even though I don't smoke, since this will be my final meal before my assumed execution, I also would like a cigarette. Camel Turkish Gold, please.

    Itadakimasu!
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  20. #20
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pussy seems the obvious choice.

    You're going to eat a cat?

    I digress! You're going to eat vagina? A big lump of fresh vagina on your plate or do you prefer to cut it off of her yourself?

    Will you cook said vagina? How do you like it cooked? Rare? Medium rare? Seasonings? Baked, boiled, fried, or grilled?

    Kitchen is not responsible for the stray pube that may end up in your vagina steak.
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