The Urban Dictionary entry for OMGWTFBBQ was submitted in January 2004;

now lets find all uses of it on this forum

Originally posted by Iron Ree AND SUDDENLY, AS THE CLOCK STRUCK MIDNIGHT, THE EARTH TREMBLED WITH FEAR! RUMBLING THUNDER ECHOED THROUGH THE SKY, AND A GREAT DARKNESS ENVELOPED THE LAND! EVERYTHING WENT STILL, AS IF TIME ITSELF HELD ITS BREATH! THEN, WITH A MIGHTY CRASH BOOM, LIGHT BURST FORTH! OMG! IT'S LIKE NOTHING EVER SEEN BEFORE! THE GROUND SHUDDERED, THE SKY CRACKED WITH LIGHTNING, AND THEN, IN A MOMENT OF UTTER ASTONISHMENT, HE ROSE! JESUS, THE SON OF GOD, EMERGED FROM THE TOMB, ALIVE AGAIN, BREAKING THE CHAINS OF DEATH! OMGWTFBBQ!!! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE, IT'S CRAZY, IT'S THE RESURRECTION!

Originally posted by Sophie Peter did as well, when he was sat in a boat and saw Jesus walk on the water he was like OMGWTFBBQ and said something along the lines of: That's cool and all, but if it's really you Jesus my old pal, command me to come onto the water towards you. And Jesus said: Come. So he did, he walked a few steps and then he realized: Lol this is impossible and sank. Jesus saved him. Now why did Peter sink? Because he doubted the power of Jesus his faith was not strong enough. And this is where the phrase: "Oh ye of little faith" comes from.

Moral of the story? The bible is weird, also, listen to Jesus and with any luck you can walk on water too.

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The Urban Dictionary entry for OMGWTFBBQ was submitted in January 2004;