How will you die?

1. 2015-09-18 at 2:30 AM UTC

   #1
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   Do you guys ever wonder how gods gonna kill you? Not In a depressing way but in a curious way. Everyone's gotta die somehow whether it be heart attack or car crash...and do you guys ever think about those unlucky people you see on crime shows that get brutally murdered by some random psycho. That would be crazy being one of the victims of john Wayne gacy having your ass raped while your slowly strangled to death by a fat clown..for some poor souls that was there last experience on earth..I hope god isn't that creative when he disposes of me
2. 2015-09-18 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   God's not gonna kill me life is.
3. 2015-09-18 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   Yes, a lot of us here spend time watching videos of people dying in brutal and terrifying ways, and pondering our own mortality. I sometimes wonder if I will die dry-heaving from pain and shock after having my genitals removed with a chainsaw by overzealous cartel recruits.
4. 2015-09-18 at 2:35 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Cancer or heart disease if i don't get in an accident or murdered first.
5. 2015-09-18 at 2:50 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i have a feeling its most likely going to be cancer
6. 2015-09-18 at 3:10 AM UTC

   #6
   Sir slappy the sea turtle Tuskegee Airman
   I read about this guy that got cooked to death in a giant vat of tuna a few months ago ..what a way to go sometimes I Invision a romantic death for myself like I'm out west I get shot in an epic gun fight and as I lay on the ground slowly bleeding out I stare at the sun and think what a crazy alien reality I'm leaving..then I breath my last
7. 2015-09-18 at 3:17 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Somehow, I've always known I will never have to die. Strange, that.
8. 2015-09-18 at 3:48 PM UTC

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   SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
   Probably be some statistic in the next great war.
9. 2015-09-18 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Somehow, I've always known I will never have to die. Strange, that.

   You're already dead they just forgot to tell you.
10. 2015-09-18 at 4:27 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    You're already dead they just forgot to tell you.

    
    Who forgot to tell me?
    
11. 2015-09-18 at 4:32 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Who forgot to tell me?

    That's the problem, nobody who gives a shit can be located to inform you. So they has yet to be determined. Stay tuned and don't touch that dial or your toothbrush.
12. 2015-09-18 at 4:42 PM UTC

    #12
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    That's the problem, nobody who gives a shit can be located to inform you. So they has yet to be determined. Stay tuned and don't touch that dial or your toothbrush.

    
    There's nothing at all wrong with my teeth, Darkie. You should recheck your information.
    
13. 2015-09-18 at 4:43 PM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    There's nothing at all wrong with my teeth, Darkie. You should recheck your information.

    Prove it, smile for the camera and show your pearly whites.
14. 2015-09-19 at 2:41 PM UTC

    #14
    Dumpster Slut Yung Blood

    Somehow, I've always known I will never have to die. Strange, that.

    
    
15. 2024-11-23 at 12:27 PM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
16. 2024-11-23 at 12:51 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    probably some retarded health complication out of nowhere
17. 2024-11-23 at 1:06 PM UTC

    #17
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Old age probably