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  1. shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    I talked to mmq today. He isn’t missing.
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  2. Originally posted by Landy Pamm Im' in an alternative NetB or whats happening

    No Candy
    No Kafka
    This is Speedy's last post. when was the last time he stopped posting for more than a day or two?

    other people missing. mmQ and so on

    People are being killed off one by one before your very eyes.
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  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  4. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    currently picking my nose and rolling them into a ball and flicking them on the rug
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I've been dead for 19 months but no one noticed
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  6. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm currently picking my nose and rolling them into a ball and flicking them on the rug

    how many dry boogers are on that rug
  7. Originally posted by Bradley I've been dead for 19 months but no one noticed

    When did you first realize you were dead?
  8. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by jedi_darryl how many dry boogers are on that rug

    can't count because they match the color of the rug.

    i vacuum it up though so prolly not many get left behind
  9. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When did you first realize you were dead?

    probably when he went to take a piss and nothing but a stream of black dust came out
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    wozny did you always think the end of your life would be filled with isolation, obesity and schizophrenia?
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  11. Wozny has an end-of-life plan.
  12. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Dont care how it ends.

    the world is so fucked up right now. Trump isn't going to make it any better. he says he will but I doubt it. maybe cheaper gas prices but I don't drive a lot so I give little fucks. cheaper grocieries would be nice but I have to eat healthy now. so whatever

    music sucks
    tv sucks
    people are weird and mostly antisocial
    people under 30 want everyone over 40 dead
    old people wont go into retirement communities because they get a massive tax break if they stay put. so I live in a town where I'm becoming an old fuck but with 80 year old boomer hippies still walking the streets with few young people under 40. its weird.
    going to Europe isn't an exotic idea anymore because news shows how fucked up those countries are with the crime worse than most US cities now

    Maybe WWIII will happen.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    I feel like posting on this forum is his end of life plan, like hospice.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Dont care how it ends.

    It shows! Ever since you lost your job delivering fast food for UberEats you've really let yourself go.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    I think in the last decade I've known you, I only ever saw you happy when you were eating food or talking about 9/11 and Archive.org
  16. California will probably be one of the first states to get nuked by Putin. That will set off all the earthquakes, geysers and volcanos.
  17. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Wozny has an end-of-life plan.

    handcuffing you to me and hanging you off the Golden Gate bridge then taking a machete and cutting your arm off and realize I'll stay Afterall as I see your bloody body falling into the bay?
  18. Originally posted by Bradley I think in the last decade I've known you, I only ever saw you happy when you were eating food or talking about 9/11 and Archive.org

    How would you rate me on the happy scale, kid?
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How would you rate me on the happy scale, kid?

    9/10, very happy and satisfied with your life and everything you've gotten to experience. As you view the time that has passed you feel fulfilled and content having lived life to the fullest and experienced so much. In good health you smile knowing there are many more years ahead of you still to go.

    Wozny 2/10 if he's on drugs, then back to 1/10 when they wear off. Waiting for death.
  20. Originally posted by Bradley 9/10, very happy and satisfied with your life and everything you've gotten to experience. As you view the time that has passed you feel fulfilled and content having lived life to the fullest and experienced so much. In good health you smile knowing there are many more years ahead of you still to go.

    Wozny 2/10 if he's on drugs, then back to 1/10 when they wear off. Waiting for death.

    I'll have you know I'm actually a rare 10/10. You don't see those around too much these days.
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