My crispiest day today

1. 2024-11-22 at 4:22 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl lucky for you tomorrow, i will be 23.

   Tell me truths
2. 2024-11-22 at 5:19 AM UTC

   #22
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   truths?
   
   wonderbar! ok then im-
   
   age: 35
   gender: alias
   foods i like: banana cremè pie burger fries with mayo n peanut butter dipped in ranch strawberry syrup mixed with jambalaya and french dippin with the recipe of shamalamadingdong the witch is dead
   
   

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   favorite color: the color everyone likes
   biggest pet peeve: the sound of regurgitation retched from the esophagus
   
   i have no frens. cant u see why?
   
   the ones that say they are, is because im currently wealthy wit their broke asses begging for clout.
   
   im also banned from 3 states and 2 countries.
3. 2024-11-22 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Her offspring??? Ewwww
4. 2024-11-22 at 3:52 PM UTC

   #24
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl so you have a vagina, is that what you are saying?

   
   a very young one sir, ask lala
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Crispy
5. 2024-11-22 at 4:42 PM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   old enoug 32 fuck
6. 2024-11-22 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I don't like the direction this thread is going
7. 2024-11-22 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   No more hebe stuff
8. 2024-11-22 at 5:33 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   My favourite type of toast is burnt.
9. 2024-11-22 at 6:46 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Mine is raisen
10. 2024-11-22 at 6:48 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    My favorite toast is "Here's to Steve WHAT A GREAT GUY! CHEERS!"