Sea Power: Naval Combat in the Missile Age

1. 2024-11-21 at 3:04 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina another trophy to your midlyfe crysis collection ?

   
   Still now sure how buying a new game equates to midlife Crisis
   
   I was over my midlife Crisis 10yrs ago...
   
   ..also Crysis came out in 2007.
2. 2024-11-21 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #22
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still now sure how buying a new game equates to midlife Crisis
   
   I was over my midlife Crisis 10yrs ago…
   
   ..also Crysis came out in 2007.

   
   why did you buy the game in the first place
3. 2024-11-21 at 4:27 PM UTC

   #23
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   cooking meth on an oldje ship
   
   

   He added a pressure gauge and a porthole to the vessel, which was the size of a beer keg and took a week to build, using skills he learnt back in Sydney fixing cars and machines.
   
   Following Igor’s instructions, he took the keg on his boat with the chemicals, and sailed off from LA towards Catalina Island.
   
   “I was the captain of a multimillion-dollar floating drug lab,” Spaliviero writes.
   
   When he reached a secluded spot, he tied a rope around the keg, filled it with the chemicals and lowered it 20m into the water
   
   “Igor had stressed this was the most dangerous part of the process and I was not go near it for at least 20 minutes.”
   
   After several minutes, the reaction vessel exploded and filled the sea with hydrogen gas, ecstasy chemicals and dead fish.
   
   All was lost.
   
   Spaliviero decided that what had gone wrong was the temperature of the water, too warm at 18C.
   
   He got to work and designed another reaction vessel, this time much larger and using pharmaceutical grade steel.
   
   So huge, it could only be loaded on to his boat via a ramp, he drove it to the spot and waited.
   
   This one survived, but he could not haul it back onboard and had to tow it ashore.
   
   On an isolated beach, Spaliviero unbolted the filling port and was rewarded with the sight of drug crystals the size of diamonds.
   
   He swallowed one, 20 minutes later he was “travelling to my planet of euphoria”.

4. 2024-11-21 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #24
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina why did you buy the game in the first place

   
   Um because it looks like my cup of tea...duh.
   
   Dumb question...as usual
5. 2024-11-21 at 11:09 PM UTC

   #25
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um because it looks like my cup of tea…duh.
   
   Dumb question…as usual

   
   exactly
6. 2024-11-22 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #26
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Vinny making zero sense as usual
7. 2024-11-22 at 2:38 PM UTC

   #27
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   it flew way above his balding head.
   
   as always.
   
   
8. 2024-11-22 at 2:40 PM UTC

   #28
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um because it looks like my cup of tea…duh.
   
   Dumb question…as usual

   
   ok so for the rest of you who dont know, this is the main reason all midlyfe crisis toys are purchased.
   
   looks.
9. 2024-11-22 at 4:01 PM UTC

   #29
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um because it looks like my cup of tea…duh.
   
   Dumb question…as usual

10. 2024-11-22 at 6:39 PM UTC

    #30
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Um yeah still not getting it...
    
    My cup of tea is an English phrase meaning "something I like"
    
    Whatever you are imagining it means...it doesn't
11. 2024-11-22 at 6:57 PM UTC

    #31
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Um yeah still not getting it…
    
    My cup of tea is an English phrase meaning "something I like"
    
    Whatever you are imagining it means…it doesn't

    
    It's just means you are a living stereotype is all.
12. 2024-11-22 at 8:06 PM UTC

    #32
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's just means you are a living stereotype is all.

    
    Not true, I'm a unique princess.
13. 2024-11-22 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #33
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not true, I'm a unique princess.

    
    I'll drink tea to that.