Have your go-bag ready

1. 2024-11-20 at 5:43 AM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   best time to strike is about 12:45am Pacific and 3:45am NYC. 90 percent of Americans will be in bed and little time to react causing mass panic and jammed interstates
   
   I will hide in my concrete garage under the stairwell with my go-bag
2. 2024-11-20 at 7:37 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   pack your exit bag
3. 2024-11-20 at 9:03 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I hat does this meab
4. 2024-11-20 at 9:56 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Have a joseph goebbels bag ready fuys.
5. 2024-11-20 at 2:07 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I keep a gallon of water under the bed next to my balaclava, my shemagh and my COVID mask.
   
   With 3 disguises and plenty of water I will survive.
6. 2024-11-20 at 2:08 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I'll be like "Hey older man please help me, I am injured." and then just steal ur fatass Togo back full of snacks and lube and whatever essentials you cannot live without
   
   I guarantee your fatass doesn't even have a firearm, so what's the point of setting yourself up just to have the first marauder that comes along take it?
   
   wozlogic 0
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   • Crispy
7. 2024-11-20 at 2:08 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   And you got an innie for a dick.
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   • Crispy
8. 2024-11-20 at 2:09 PM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Can i get treats
9. 2024-11-20 at 2:11 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   ya i'll treat u to some treats and when I'm done you're gonna feel like the treatment treated you, treaty.
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   • Crispy
10. 2024-11-20 at 2:26 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Thanx
11. 2024-11-20 at 5:33 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    go where? I can see buffalo New york from my roof all I need is a fax ham machine and I will be shitposting
12. 2024-11-20 at 9:27 PM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood go where? I can see buffalo New york from my roof all I need is a fax ham machine and I will be shitposting

    
    ham radio versus ham isn't going to feed you for very long
13. 2024-11-20 at 10:18 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    mfw I spent the entirety of civilized western society starving myself and being unhealthy as possible getting low BMI from stimulant abuse only to starve to death a week after a grid down while all the fatties with 14lbs of chocolate inherit the earth
14. 2024-11-20 at 11:29 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I can survive 30-45 days without food easily, probably 5 without water.
15. 2024-11-20 at 11:30 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    forever if I have people with me that don't have the will to survive and I can feed off of them, I eat gristle and marrow normally, I'm sure some of you fatasses could keep me going for several weeks each, longer if it's in the cold.
16. 2024-11-21 at 12:10 AM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley I can survive 30-45 days without food easily, probably 5 without water.

    
    your kidneys start to get severely damaged at day 4. people can get close to a week but they can die from kidney damages not long afterwards.
    
    especially if this shit happens during a heatwave on top of the raging fires from nukes starting fires outside the blast zones
    
    you will need water just to clean the snot out of your sinus and push fluids to flush your insides out of the toxic radioactive metals bombarding your lungs and flesh
    
    you have to stay in doors for 2 weeks however radioactive fallout can make a zone toxic for decades to come. inner blast zones for 30 years if not longer. you might live but for how long? 10 years with cancer?
    
    this isn't a hurricane or earthquake you can be a trooper and push through. this is going to be as fucked up man has ever experienced in the history of Mankind
    
    rats and other species over breeding from the decaying animals around them including humans. Pest carrying pestilence and other diseases and plagues everywhere
17. 2024-11-21 at 1:49 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I bet your breasts taste like old grease and iron
18. 2024-11-21 at 4:54 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i would just go to niagara falls region and eat farm trees
19. 2024-11-21 at 5:49 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    gay bag.
    
    its the bag where you store all your related homosexual sex paraphernalias
20. 2024-11-21 at 6:28 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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