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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    Breathing
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I wipe
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  4. While you have to google for images...I just have to open my desk drawer.

  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I saw a fax machine btw but I couldn't take a picture of it because it was in the college of business office space
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    but i8 8asiked them is that a fax machine and she said ya but it's also a scanner so we keep it. had a phone hooked up to it and everything
  7. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RisiR † But did it arouse you?

    ACK!
    why would it stick and harden like that

  8. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson While you have to google for images…I just have to open my desk drawer.


    are those post its? I need a clean/dirty for our dishwasher machine. always opening it up to see the pod is still in the drawer and shits all stuck-in while sitting over night

    gets old
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson While you have to google for images…I just have to open my desk drawer.


    are you implying that your desk can generate office supplies like a replicator?
  10. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood are you implying that your desk can generate office supplies like a replicator?

    Oddly specific question to ask
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    relaxin after workin all afternoon
  12. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  13. 6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Killing time.


    Out of weed.


    The sheboons at the local mcdickles said I woke up acting like a Nazi today. Well if you're going to obsessively spy on a nobody like me maybe you deserve to be manipulated by the pedophiles that run the gangstalking operations. Doesn't matter what I say, if I say it by myself with nobody around, and it gets back to the grotesque sheboons and other excrement in human form working in a mcdickles, obviously it's none of their business and it confirms I'm being spied on and stalked. I even recorded their manager calling me Nazi pretty loudly the other day, no enhancement required.

    They seem to think if they vary the way they say NAZI that it's going to magically start to bother me when it otherwise wouldn't. Retards


    I've recorded so much of the supposedly unrecordable v2k it's ridiculous
  14. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im layin here itchy and in pain, smoking sum and gona sleep later probably. I dont wana go to school tomorrow
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Cowering in a corner, waiting for daybreak.
  16. Originally posted by WellHung Cowering in a corner, waiting for daybreak.

    That's nothing. I'm still hanging upside down in the closet.
  17. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Im high in class, my mouth is so dry. I want turkey.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Going to start next weeks homework
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Crispy reverse pedophile
    Good job
  20. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    getting high before going out to set up staging in my roofless garage so I can set trusses and put a roof on before the snow starts in 10 days
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