Double Stuffed Oreos Should Be Banned

1. 2024-11-18 at 6:13 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   I guarantee you that double stuffed oreos have killed more people than cancer has. Double stuffed oreos are too good. They are making Murica fat. Double stuffed oreos have contributed more to diabetes than any fast food chain ever has or ever will, I guarantee it.
2. 2024-11-18 at 6:15 AM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   adulthood is realizing the good shit is the cookie part, not the filling. double stuffed oreos suck and i no longer understand people who like them.
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3. 2024-11-18 at 6:57 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just wait til RFK gets in there as head of FDA. He'll deploy the military to Nabisco and personally slap the OREO Cakester™ right out of your fat hand.
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4. 2024-11-18 at 8:33 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I ate a pack last night and I always regret it cause they're soo sickly.
5. 2024-11-18 at 1 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Um single stuffed ones are bad enough. MAN UP and stop eating woman's food.
6. 2024-11-18 at 2:55 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   double stuffed oreos are subliminally telling people whk eat them to engage in miscegenatic relationships.
   
   especially thr black and white kind.
7. 2024-11-18 at 3:10 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Elbow adulthood is realizing the good shit is the cookie part, not the filling. double stuffed oreos suck and i no longer understand people who like them.

   
   then y do you keep buying sawed biscuitas or yellow cookie, who the fuck eats a yellow cookie? not me. Heres an idea for a seasonal oreo how about "How the Grinch Stole the Oreo Cream" and the entire box is just cookies without filling except for 1 out of 100 boxes that has a grinch cream filling and one of the cookies is red filling and double stuffed because his heart grew two sizes that day
8. 2024-11-18 at 3:12 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood then y do you keep buying sawed biscuitas or yellow cookie, who the fuck eats a yellow cookie? not me. Heres an idea for a seasonal oreo how about "How the Grinch Stole the Oreo Cream" and the entire box is just cookies without filling except for 1 out of 100 boxes that has a grinch cream filling and one of the cookies is red filling and double stuffed because his heart grew two sizes that day

   
   How about they create a cookie for real men, 2 steaks with a 3rd steak as a filling.
9. 2024-11-18 at 3:13 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   whoa.
   
   spousal argument in text form/
10. 2024-11-18 at 3:27 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How about they create a cookie for real men, 2 steaks with a 3rd steak as a filling.

    
    Be careful you might just get a PM from the oreo scouting R&D department that sounds right up their alley
    
    
11. 2024-11-19 at 2:48 AM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Oreos make your poop turn black. they put weird dyes in it.
12. 2024-11-19 at 2:48 AM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    they should just make the filling out of Soi and make everyone a limp wrist faggot like Bradley is
13. 2024-11-19 at 3:05 AM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Op is a double stuffed oreo
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14. 2024-11-19 at 3:06 AM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Honestly i dont like oreos
15. 2024-11-19 at 3:56 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I like the black hard cookies more than the white cream shit
    
    Also op is a double stuffed
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    • Crispy
16. 2024-11-19 at 10:29 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Oreos make your poop turn black. they put weird dyes in it.

    
    ummmmmm
17. 2024-11-19 at 11:03 PM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ummmmmm

    
    Canaduh might not but the USA does.
    
    My shit looks black after eating like 4 of them.
18. 2024-11-19 at 11:04 PM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    You guys can just by the Oreo thins they have. they even have chocolate mint thinnies
    
    hardly any cream in them. they're pretty good. I can't eat any of that shit anymore. i occasionally munch of dark chocolate almonds or cashews.
19. 2024-11-20 at 12:36 AM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Canaduh might not but the USA does.
    
    My shit looks black after eating like 4 of them.

    
    maybe you'r just dying
20. 2024-11-20 at 5:15 AM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood maybe you'r just dying

    
    maybe I'm dying only when I eat 4 or more oreos because it's the only time my shit turns black