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  1. #41
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was drinking a lot on halloween this St. Marteeens spooky season https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Martin%27s_Day I tried to stay up really late but after so much beer and candy my goose was cooked and I gave up all desire at 60 posts to the 2mil I said "oh well, I tried, fate will determine who gets it" and then suddenly I awoke hours later as the alcohol wore off my body started feeling horrible and I had to pee badly so I woke up and it was only 3 posts away so I made the post and went back to sleep because I was very sick with a hangover

    It was the holy spirit waking me up!

    Sounds kinda faggy.
  2. #42
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    we will not last 3 million posts
  3. #43
    Bradley Florida Man
    that's awesome
  4. #44
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Do you guys ever think that after 2012 we crossed over into some weird hell-lite world. a Purgatory of sort.

    why is everything so fucking weird today. its not normal. we're not in a normal place in time. at least what used to be known as Norm.

    I miss the normal world
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #45
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Do you guys ever think that after 2012 we crossed over into some weird hell-lite world. a Purgatory of sort.

    why is everything so fucking weird today. its not normal. we're not in a normal place in time. at least what used to be known as Norm.

    I miss the normal world

    There is no question the current state of the west is completely fucked up.
  6. #46
    How come parents never name their new child Lucifer?
  7. #47
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    There was a famous Minister name Harold Camping. He was on the Radio out of Oakland and I went to a Youth Fellowship with him coming in and teaching a few times. he had a deep Radio "Golden Voice" and he started preaching end of the world Prophecy in 2011 and said by 2012 the world would cease to exist (but later stated not the way we were used to.. or something like that) but of course everyone laughed at him and people killed themselves when it didn't happen at the ringing in of 2012.

    Fast Forward, I am starting to think this Man was right all along. fucking hell. everything is warped as shit. Total effen clown world these days.

    dude had a stroke or something in 2013 and died.

  8. #48
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Do you guys ever think that after 2012 we crossed over into some weird hell-lite world. a Purgatory of sort.

    why is everything so fucking weird today. its not normal. we're not in a normal place in time. at least what used to be known as Norm.

    I miss the normal world

    No
  9. #49
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm There was a famous Minister name Harold Camping. He was on the Radio out of Oakland and I went to a Youth Fellowship with him coming in and teaching a few times. he had a deep Radio "Golden Voice" and he started preaching end of the world Prophecy in 2011 and said by 2012 the world would cease to exist (but later stated not the way we were used to.. or something like that) but of course everyone laughed at him and people killed themselves when it didn't happen at the ringing in of 2012.

    Fast Forward, I am starting to think this Man was right all along. fucking hell. everything is warped as shit. Total effen clown world these days.

    dude had a stroke or something in 2013 and died.


    Retard Alert ⚠️ 📢
  10. #50
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley No

    You just don't THINK. that's your problem. IN Jail, Bails out, Back in you go

  11. #51
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm not on bail
  12. #52
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    you got out of jail then and went back only to start chaos and ended going back into jail then.
  13. #53
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm There was a famous Minister name Harold Camping. He was on the Radio out of Oakland and I went to a Youth Fellowship with him coming in
    Harold Camping was a Reformed Christian and closely associated with the Christian Reformed Church (CRC) early in his life. He later became a prominent figure within the evangelical Christian community through his leadership of Family Radio, a network of Christian radio stations. Camping’s theology could be described as non-denominational, with influences from Reformed Calvinism, though he eventually rejected traditional church structures and practices, advocating for a direct relationship with God outside organized churches. This led him to declare that the "Church Age" had ended, urging followers to leave their churches and rely solely on the Bible and Family Radio for spiritual guidance.
  14. #54
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    No, you should not rely on the personal opinions and interpretations of the bible by one lone skitzo telling you to only listen to them.

  15. #55
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  16. #56
    “Concerning that day and hour nobody knows, neither the angels of the heavens nor the Son, but only the Father.” - Jesus [Matthew 24:36]
  17. #57
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Harold Camping was a Reformed Christian and closely associated with the Christian Reformed Church (CRC) early in his life. He later became a prominent figure within the evangelical Christian community through his leadership of Family Radio, a network of Christian radio stations. Camping’s theology could be described as non-denominational, with influences from Reformed Calvinism, though he eventually rejected traditional church structures and practices, advocating for a direct relationship with God outside organized churches. This led him to declare that the "Church Age" had ended, urging followers to leave their churches and rely solely on the Bible and Family Radio for spiritual guidance.

    I am aware of all of this. He used to be a Methodist or something and also taught fellowship that Methodist and first presbyterian attended. he also lived in my Hometown next to Oakland. I know who he is. Talk to him on the radio a couple of times too. but didn't know him personally.

    he had a cool voice though
  18. #58
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ “Concerning that day and hour nobody knows, neither the angels of the heavens nor the Son, but only the Father.” - Jesus [Matthew 24:36]

    Many people warned him of this and he appologized for doing it anyways

    Also he didn't spend much of his own money. He still owned his expensive home and his followers sold everything they had to buy billboards.

    but as I mentioned, shit started changing in a such a radical way that perhaps he was onto something about the world ending but not ending completely but ending as it always has been and began a new Dark Age. look at our fucking world right now. It's super strange. so strange not a single fucking person would believe it if you time traveled and told them 40 years back.

    he also spoke of learning it from those Bible Codes people were into 10-15 years back
  19. #59
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE POPE ACCORDING TO THIS LONE SKITZO and thats MY PERSONAL INTERPRETATION
  20. #60
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO THE POPE ACCORDING TO THIS LONE SKITZO and thats MY PERSONAL INTERPRETATION

    Im sorry, wut
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