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My favorite Australian Sprinter

  1. #1
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Gout Gout is an Australian sprinter from Queensland who has set multiple records in the 100m and 200m:
    200m
    At the Queensland All-Schools Track and Field Championships in November 2023, Gout ran a 20.29 second 200m, which was:
    The fastest 200m by an Australian since 1993
    A new Australian under-20 record
    Fourth on the Australian all-time list for the 200m
    Qualified him for the 2024 Olympic final
    100m
    In March 2024, Gout ran a 10.29 second 100m at the Queensland Athletics Championships. This time was:
    Similar in style to Usain Bolt
    Just outside of Josh Azzopardi's 10.20s Olympic heat
    Other records
    Gout also holds the Australian under-16 national record in both the 100m and 200m.

    Gout Gout is taking the world by storm folx a fine example of what the youth of today are able to achieve

    Gout was born in Ipswich, Queensland to parents from South Sudan who moved to Australia two years before he was born. He attends Ipswich Grammar School in South East Queensland. Gout Gout, a 16-year-old Australian sprinter originally from Ipswich, Queensland, is focused on advancing his athletic career and education. He recently competed in the 2024 World Athletics U20 Championships, where he achieved impressive results, including a personal best in the 200m and a silver medal. Gout is emerging as a top prospect in track and field, holding several national and regional records in the 100m and 200m. His success has drawn comparisons to Usain Bolt, though he emphasizes building his own legacy.
    https://www.news.com.au/sport/more-sports/sprint-sensation-gout-gout-has-signed-a-professional-contract-with-adidas/news-story/aab743910d083e58584ebeda0f4072bd
  2. #2
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    He doesn't look very Australian to me. Where's his boomerang and pet kangaroo?
  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Yeah fluttershy brings up a good point ,.Which shrimp does he put his barbie on?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Yeah fluttershy brings up a good point ,.Which shrimp does he put his barbie on?

    the one out in the barn
  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Gout Gout's journey to Australia began as a young boy when his family immigrated from South Sudan, seeking a brighter future. Growing up in Brisbane, Gout quickly embraced Australian culture and became fascinated with boomerangs.

    From a young age, Gout displayed an uncanny talent for throwing boomerangs. His throws were so precise and powerful that he became a local legend in competitive boomeranging. By his early teens, he was renowned as the greatest boomeranger in history. At one particularly memorable event, Gout threw a boomerang so far and with such velocity that it vanished into the skies, never to return. Locals began to whisper that it had entered orbit, destined to circle the planet until it returned someday.

    Gout, undeterred, sprinted after it, shouting, “WHERE IS MY BOOMERANG?” He ran tirelessly, his gaze fixed upward, traversing the vast Australian outback in his quest, his search became an obsession.

    One day, while running through a field, a seasoned coach noticed the extraordinary speed and endurance of the young boy. Stopping Gout mid-chase, the coach exclaimed, "You’ve got great pace, mate! Ever considered pro sprinting?"

    Gout paused for the first time in years, catching his breath. “Ahh, sure, okay, I’ll do that,” he replied. “I just gotta find this boomerang first.”

    The rest is history. Gout transitioned from chasing his elusive boomerang to chasing Olympic dreams. Yet, even as he sprints down the track, the legend says he still keeps an eye on the sky, waiting for the day his boomerang returns.
  6. #6
    is running very fast a talent
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Gout Gout could not only outrun a Roo chasing him but chase one down , outpace it and lap it twice to its Roo nest and he would still be looking for his boomerang the whole time 🪃 🦘
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I hate knitters.
  9. #9
    Every country is importing people with these genetics that suit them for sprinting from that area (West Kenya/South Sudan).

    https://www.ucd.ie/newsandopinion/news/2022/august/17/irelandsfastestmanucdsprinterisraelolatundemakeshistoryateuropeanchampionships/

    "the fastest Irishman ever".
  10. #10
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Every country is importing people with these genetics that suit them for sprinting from that area (West Kenya/South Sudan).

    https://www.ucd.ie/newsandopinion/news/2022/august/17/irelandsfastestmanucdsprinterisraelolatundemakeshistoryateuropeanchampionships/

    "the fastest Irishman ever".

    irishmunn.

    now available in charcoal black.
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina irishmunn.

    now available in charcoal black.

    Part of religion is they will say absurd things to dare you to call them out.
  12. #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Every country is importing people with these genetics that suit them for sprinting from that area (West Kenya/South Sudan).

    https://www.ucd.ie/newsandopinion/news/2022/august/17/irelandsfastestmanucdsprinterisraelolatundemakeshistoryateuropeanchampionships/

    "the fastest Irishman ever".

    that's genius
  13. #13
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Part of religion is they will say absurd things to dare you to call them out.

    thats why you need to read my book The Art of Jéw: how to call something out without appearing to be calling something out.
  14. #14
    How did the mut hut builder parents qualify for residence in Australia in the first place...I thought it was hard as fuck to qualify and you had to be a doctor or some shit..not a witch doctor.
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson How did the mut hut builder parents qualify for residence in Australia in the first place…I thought it was hard as fuck to qualify and you had to be a doctor or some shit..not a witch doctor.

    he was a qualified architect.
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina he was a qualified architect.

    Of mud huts?
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Of mud huts?

    low carbon footpring construction
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