My wife and I are going to start exercising

1. 2024-11-16 at 1:34 PM UTC

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   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Neither of us wanna end up in horrible shape like Mike Tyson.
   I already got called fat this year after being convinced I must be dying of Lung Cancer.
   
   Anyways, she wants to go join a gym. I wanna buy a gym.
   Maybe we'll do both.
   
   What kind of home equipment do you have/use?
   
   I was thinking of getting a Tony Little.
   
   
2. 2024-11-16 at 2:23 PM UTC

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   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Don't buy home gym equipment. It will never be used. Or, you'll use it for a little bit and slowly, you'll stop using it because you'll find excuses not to.
   
   Buy a gym membership like your wife wants to instead. That gives you financial incentive to go work out because if you don't, you're essentially throwing your hard earned money right out the window.
   
   Money motivates.
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3. 2024-11-16 at 2:48 PM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Just go on a walk, do Pilates
4. 2024-11-16 at 2:49 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Crispy Just go on a walk, do Pilates

   
   Or a run and dishes.
5. 2024-11-16 at 3:15 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i go jogging every day mostly because I live downtown and I hate waiting for crosswalks so if I see the white hand turn orange I Will fucking sprint to the corner
6. 2024-11-16 at 5:16 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I think about it when your lying down your actually doing two things and are burning more calories. It's take 3 calories to think about burning calories.
7. 2024-11-16 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Grimace Don't buy home gym equipment. It will never be used. Or, you'll use it for a little bit and slowly, you'll stop using it because you'll find excuses not to.
   
   Buy a gym membership like your wife wants to instead. That gives you financial incentive to go work out because if you don't, you're essentially throwing your hard earned money right out the window.
   
   Money motivates.

   
   dont you have a fat wife and lumps of fat daughters
8. 2024-11-16 at 7:03 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Grimace Don't buy home gym equipment. It will never be used. Or, you'll use it for a little bit and slowly, you'll stop using it because you'll find excuses not to.
   
   Buy a gym membership like your wife wants to instead. That gives you financial incentive to go work out because if you don't, you're essentially throwing your hard earned money right out the window.
   
   Money motivates.

   
   By that logic you'd also be incentivised to use your home gym equipment for the same reason. Ultimately if you really want to work out you don't need gym equipment. Unless you have specific bodybuilding goals in mind, bodyweight exercises and cardio is more than enough to get you into shape.
   This is not something you want to spend $15,000 on. Either get a cheap gym membership or get a pull up bar and maybe start looking on facebook for some used weights. Move more and your body will get used to moving more. It is not a complicated concept. Really, an hour long jog and 50 pushups and situps every day mixed with some light stretches before and after should be more than enough to get you back into fighting shape, Fona.
   Or go out and spend hundreds or thousands of dollars on unnecessary shit like you always do, just make sure to make a thread about it.
9. 2024-11-16 at 7:26 PM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i go jogging every day mostly because I live downtown and I hate waiting for crosswalks so if I see the white hand turn orange I Will fucking sprint to the corner

   Who tf uses crosswalks 🤣
10. 2024-11-16 at 7:50 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    people that live downtown in busy cities, and the Japanese
    
11. 2024-11-16 at 9:15 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Why not fuck your wife more vigorously
12. 2024-11-16 at 9:27 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina dont you have a fat wife and lumps of fat daughters

    
    Neither to both. I think you're thinking of HellaDamnLeet
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Fluttershy By that logic you'd also be incentivised to use your home gym equipment for the same reason..

    
    Perhaps. It's just generally recommend to pay for that gym membership because MOST PEOPLE will lose interest in their home gym equipment they bought last Christmas and realize that they never actually used it much at all so then they put it in storage somewhere and it collects dust and they break it out every few months for giggles, but it always ends up back in storage.
    
    Meanwhile, if you had an ongoing month to month subscription service, you might be more inclined to get your fat ass out of the house and off the computer and go exercise.
    
    Then again, maybe you won't and just like the gym equipment that collects dust in the garage, you cancel the gym membership too and return to the computer where you can exercise your MIIINNNDD, MAAAAAN.
    
    Or something.
13. 2024-11-16 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    just lift sacks of corn they only cost $20
14. 2024-11-17 at 12:11 AM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Grimace Neither to both. I think you're thinking of HellaDamnLeet

    
    oh ok. thanks.
15. 2024-11-17 at 1:17 AM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Be nice
16. 2024-11-17 at 3:28 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Hdl is a laughing stock
17. 2024-11-17 at 3:30 AM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Is he
18. 2024-11-17 at 3:32 AM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Ya he sucks
19. 2024-11-17 at 3:55 AM UTC

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    Fax 📠 Tuskegee Airman
    He banned a 16 year old on his discord server and made her send him pics to get unbanned
20. 2024-11-17 at 4:06 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    that's more sinister than funny