Jake and Mike

1. 2024-11-15 at 9:12 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   FIGHT
   later today
   
   in Texas. Mike is super old but I think he'll still crush Jake
2. 2024-11-15 at 9:17 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm FIGHT
   later today
   
   in Texas. Mike is super old but I think he's still crush Jake

3. 2024-11-15 at 9:44 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by mashlehash

   
   Mmmmmm watching you bleed out because you popped off to the wrong guy would make me ejaculate, you cabbage patch freckle face fart.
   
   DA DA I no haz anyware to wiv PA PA.. I come live wif you and momma
4. 2024-11-15 at 1:50 PM UTC

   #4
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   he coated his glove in laqyer and leather thickener to make the gloves hit harder
5. 2024-11-15 at 1:52 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm FIGHT
   later today
   
   in Texas. Mike is super old but I think he'll still crush Jake

   
   He would if he wasn't paid to lose.
6. 2024-11-15 at 9:25 PM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson He would if he wasn't paid to lose.

   
   Oh you think someone is going to throw the fight? what time is it on and where can I view it for free.
7. 2024-11-15 at 9:26 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   10pm Central is the main event I believe...you can watch it at my gaff I have netflix, bring the bitches with you.
8. 2024-11-15 at 9:26 PM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   also even if Mike threw the fight, he would do it so he can rechallenge him and knock him out in the first round
   
   Part of me wants the white guy to win because "Whites can't fight" but then again I want the older guy to win so I'm routing for Mike because MOON PERSONs and Zoomers are cunts
9. 2024-11-15 at 9:31 PM UTC

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   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   who cares about a fite?
   
   im crushing you.
   
   sexy ass.
10. 2024-11-15 at 9:32 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Tyson is just in it for the paycheck, as he should be at his age...he likely doesn't care one way or the other and with that mentality it's not going to help his chances (if it isn't already rigged)
11. 2024-11-15 at 9:41 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    i would like to go 8 rounds with op.
    
    no gloves.
    
    no refs.
    
    no crowds.
    
    just 2 wine glasses and a female waiter, for obvious reasons.
12. 2024-11-15 at 9:54 PM UTC

    #12
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl i would like to go 8 rounds with op.
    
    no gloves.
    
    no refs.
    
    no crowds.
    
    just 2 wine glasses and a female waiter, for obvious reasons.

    
    4 fists, 2 guys
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bradley
13. 2024-11-15 at 9:55 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Mmmmmm watching you bleed out because you popped off to the wrong guy would make me ejaculate, you cabbage patch freckle face fart.
    
    DA DA I no haz anyware to wiv PA PA.. I come live wif you and momma

    
    Can you still function sexually
14. 2024-11-15 at 10:14 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson 4 fists, 2 guys

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bradley
15. 2024-11-16 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    btw i didn't pay to watch that fight because i knew it was a money grab. saw the highlights annnn
    
    For those who did bought into the biggest hype of the year-
    
    
    
    
    Fail.
    
    
    Dude.
    
    
    U fail hard son.
16. 2024-11-16 at 3:35 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    dont b lying u dove head first into that fuckery son.
    
    
17. 2024-11-16 at 3:51 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    It's pretty clearly faked but I don't understand people that say Tyson did it for the bag, what bag? He was getting paid either way and it's not like they pay you more for a certain outcome they were ALREADY GETTING PAID DUMB FUCKS but yes it was rigged just like the election
18. 2024-11-16 at 10:10 PM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Mike Tyson isn't going to rig and take a fall to fuck his credibility up. he's not going to retire out and come back and do that for all the years he worked hard to be Number 1
    
    the fact is simple. Mike Tyson is 1.5 years away from turning 60. hes more than twice the age of Jake. He was jake's age before Jake was swimming in his Father's ball sack.
    
    Mike is old. I am Old. we get old super fast. in 1997, Jake was born. 1997. 90s. not 80s.
    
    hes a few weeks older than my oldest kid.
19. 2024-11-16 at 10:12 PM UTC

    #19
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm 31 Wozzle.
20. 2024-11-16 at 10:21 PM UTC

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    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    LOLwut