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LOL, The Onion bought Infowars

  1. 2024-11-15 at 1:35 AM UTC
    #1
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Not even kidding. seems like The Onion news but it's real.
  2. 2024-11-15 at 1:49 AM UTC
    #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    They used the moneyfrom the 1.5bn dandy hook settlement
  3. 2024-11-15 at 1:50 AM UTC
    #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Great job falling for a FAKE ONION ARTICLE ya fucking RETARD!
  4. 2024-11-15 at 1:51 AM UTC
    #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Kol
  5. 2024-11-15 at 1:51 AM UTC
    #5
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley They used the moneyfrom the 1.5bn dandy hook settlement

    Be More specific. sounds like you're saying The Onion used money THEY got from the 1.5b

    Alex is a loser. you should relate to that
  6. 2024-11-15 at 2:05 AM UTC
    #6
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Be More specific. sounds like you're saying The Onion used money THEY got from the 1.5b

    Alex is a loser. you should relate to that

    Ya I'm a fan
  7. 2024-11-15 at 2:12 AM UTC
    #7
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Gigi used to volunteer for the Onion when she Attended Madison for a year.

    its not the same it used to be. Not as funny.
  8. 2024-11-15 at 2:20 AM UTC
    #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Gigi used to volunteer for the Onion when she Attended Madison for a year.

    its not the same it used to be. Not as funny.

    I wanna fuck gigi so bad ever since I saw that video
  9. 2024-11-15 at 4:39 AM UTC
    #9
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm Gigi used to volunteer for the Onion when she Attended Madison for a year.

    its not the same it used to be. Not as funny.

    she quit because it made her cry too much
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  10. 2024-11-15 at 6:06 AM UTC
    #10
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood she quit because it made her cry too much

    took me a second to get it.

    that shit was super funny in the day but the fucking thing had said they were going to stop printing papers and just do videos and then they got a lot of heat during the George Floyd cancel culture during covid.

    can't even be funny anymore because of peoples feelings
  11. 2024-11-15 at 8:05 AM UTC
    #11
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    democracy dies amongst onion peels
  12. 2024-11-15 at 8:18 AM UTC
    #12
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina democracy dies amongst onion peels

    what about the song Glass Onion. you can see everything without peeling it and can chose which Onion you want to take home with you

    the Beatles were doing some awesome drugs
  13. 2024-11-15 at 8:19 AM UTC
    #13
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    beatles were gay
  14. 2024-11-15 at 8:23 AM UTC
    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/not-funny-onion-buys-infowars-bankruptcy-auction

    Instead of burning it all down, giving the domain names away, and fleeing to Russia with as many bitcoin he could gather, Alex Jones is keeping up the grift, trying to buy infowars from the bankruptcy court and begging his unfortunate supporters for donations.
  15. 2024-11-15 at 1:38 PM UTC
    #15
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he should start a BBS
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  16. 2024-11-15 at 9:19 PM UTC
    #16
    Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) https://www.zerohedge.com/political/not-funny-onion-buys-infowars-bankruptcy-auction

    Instead of burning it all down, giving the domain names away, and fleeing to Russia with as many bitcoin he could gather, Alex Jones is keeping up the grift, trying to buy infowars from the bankruptcy court and begging his unfortunate supporters for donations.

    I bet he could start a Church in the New Soviet Union Putin starts once Trump takes office.

    he could be like Sun Myung Moon and his Temple of Jones
  17. 2024-11-15 at 10:33 PM UTC
    #17
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Ends up, the Onion didn't actually buy InfoWars. When there's an appeal in effect, the assets cannot be sold or auctioned. The fascists just gleefully went ahead and jumped the gun and willfully plastered the headline they knew was false across the Internet. Just goes to prove what a bunch of truly sorry, sad sacks of worthless shit they really are.
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  18. 2024-11-15 at 11:41 PM UTC
    #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    I also would like to see him start a forum

    Most people just want money though
  19. 2024-11-16 at 12:59 AM UTC
    #19
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Great job falling for a FAKE ONION ARTICLE ya fucking RETARD!
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