What do you want for Crispmas?

1. 2024-11-15 at 1:27 AM UTC

   #141
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Actually I’ve been sleeping fantastically lately. Thx.
2. 2024-11-15 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #142
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   But ur fat and nasty so go die
3. 2024-11-15 at 1:39 AM UTC

   #143
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   I think I’ll stick around and continue to piss you off ;)
4. 2024-11-15 at 1:40 AM UTC

   #144
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Merry Christmas!
5. 2024-11-15 at 1:42 AM UTC

   #145
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by shitty titty You sleep like shit bc the weight of your sins haunts you.
   
   Ask the doc for some Trazadone. It won’t make you sperg out.

   
   It gives me a kick stand that makes it extremely uncomfortable and for some reason I can't cum from wankong so it's super uncomfortable
   
   They used to give me 150mg in jail a long time ago
6. 2024-11-15 at 1:44 AM UTC

   #146
   

   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Sucks to suck!
7. 2024-11-15 at 1:45 AM UTC

   #147
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   Seroquel is okay but honestly I like laying there and praying and just thinking for an hour or two.
   
   Sometimes i go into this weird half sleep state and a couple of my dead friends and God will talk to me and that's a beautiful part of my life.
   
   I wake up and cry sometimes and 100% believe these experiences between me and them to be real
8. 2024-11-15 at 1:46 AM UTC

   #148
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I miss my friends but I'm happy they died and I didn't.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Crispy
9. 2024-11-15 at 1:47 AM UTC

   #149
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by shitty titty You sleep like shit bc the weight of your sins haunts you.

   
   Sometimes I think this too
10. 2024-11-15 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #150
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy Tldr

    
    i totally want to thumb war you now dude. best 2 out of 3.
    
    

    Originally posted by Crispy Youre not worthy of being a mother. Youre like 50 with no kids, nobody who loves you. Arent you starting menopause by now or smth? Why not just kill yourself

    
    false.
    
    fact: i like her a lot. like a lot lot.
    fact: she don't want kids because she is easily emotionally triggered. kinda dangerous actul. still super cute nonetheless.
    fact: she likes me too because i am adorable.
    fact: she still don't want me living in her home.
    
    fact.
11. 2024-11-15 at 5:11 AM UTC

    #151
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl i totally want to thumb war you now dude. best 2 out of 3.

    
    reported to FBI
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Crispy
12. 2024-11-15 at 5:21 AM UTC

    #152
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    it's too bad because the DEA & C.I.A will magnify they ass and say let the thumb war commence!
    
    and now i wanna arm wrastle ya. best 2 out of 3 el macho
13. 2024-11-15 at 5:22 AM UTC

    #153
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    bring it
14. 2024-11-15 at 5:24 AM UTC

    #154
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • RisiR †
15. 2024-11-15 at 5:31 AM UTC

    #155
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    meh
16. 2024-11-15 at 5:32 AM UTC

    #156
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    sh
17. 2024-11-15 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #157
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by ner vegas reported to FBI

    
    The fbi loves me
18. 2024-11-15 at 7:58 AM UTC

    #158
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy The fbi loves me

    
    Liar, you didn't even send the cat pix!
19. 2024-11-15 at 7:58 AM UTC

    #159
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Go back to sleep
20. 2024-11-15 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #160
    

    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    
    
    
    I dunno jake, mans came out wearing custom made Versace Speedos n shid at the weigh off. Annnnnn
    
    
    lol.
    
    iron mike.
    
    holy chit.