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  1. #21
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson World peace

    Just the first word of this. If it's achieved through peace will be found out soon.
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  2. #22
    "Whenever it is that they are saying, 'Peace and security!' then sudden destruction is to be instantly on them, just like birth pains on a pregnant woman, and they will by no means escape." - 1 Thessalonians 5:3
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  3. #23
    Originally posted by RisiR † Just the first word of this. If it's achieved through peace will be found out soon.

    We already got the first part idiot
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  4. #24
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    what i want for xmas typically goes without saying. something i truly want should already show and give a meaning that everyday when i see such precipice, it would fill some sort of fulfillment that would help me...deep inside my own precious little heart.
  5. #25
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    piece on earth
  6. #26
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I already have a gift for all of you. You'll get it and when you do it will bring peace to NIS.
    prepare for it now.
    Rependt
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  7. #27
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think some shoes would be cool to
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  8. #28
    Originally posted by Bradley I think some shoes would be cool to

    Like what post pics
  9. #29
    Bradley Florida Man
    Something like this

  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    The next evolution of my old man style
  11. #31
    My old man style is better. I wear Hawaiian shirts
  12. #32
    Bradley Florida Man
    I don't want a penis Canada thanks
  13. #33
    In Canada, a lot of poor people become very depressed and suicidal around Christmas time, so they reach out to government help services, and the help services direct them to the MAID program, where they are offered an assisted suicide to end it all. If the person agrees, after much coaxing by the MAID official, the person is then immediately picked up and transported to the MAID lab, where the person is put to sleep that same day they called in. MAID, which is run by third-part providers, then bill the taxpayer for their services to the tune of $27,000 per client.
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  14. #34
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Maybe I should have moved to Canada instead
  15. #35
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy I personally want a lot of cigarettes and a dinosaur, a real life dinosaur. A Kosmoceratops maybe.

    Say it with me now: di-met-ro-don. Dimetrodon. The realest dinosaur.
  16. #36
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In Canada, a lot of poor people become very depressed and suicidal around Christmas time, so they reach out to government help services, and the help services direct them to the MAID program, where they are offered an assisted suicide to end it all. If the person agrees, after much coaxing by the MAID official, the person is then immediately picked up and transported to the MAID lab, where the person is put to sleep that same day they called in. MAID, which is run by third-part providers, then bill the taxpayer for their services to the tune of $27,000 per client.
    I wish I was in Canada
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  17. #37
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Elbow Say it with me now: di-met-ro-don. Dimetrodon. The realest dinosaur.

    Say it with me now: kill-your-self. Kill yourself. Do it now.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by shitty titty Maybe I should have moved to Canada instead

    The method of execution they use causes you to drown, as your lungs fill up with water. They've already offed over 50,000 depressed Canadians in this manner who had called in for help just since 2016, when MAID was created.
  19. #39
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I already have a gift for all of you. You'll get it and when you do it will bring peace to NIS.
    prepare for it now.
    Rependt

    did you fill out your OCIA form lets convert together
  20. #40
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by shitty titty Maybe I should have moved to Canada instead

    you're crazy for saying that on the web.
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