2024-11-12 at 1:54 PM UTC
It's easier to prepare and cook a stuffed pepper.
2024-11-12 at 3:41 PM UTC
I've only ever once had anything stuffed in my ass and it was a suppository deployed by a female nurse when I was a young lad of 7yrs old and in hospital after I'd had my appendix removed.
Back in them days they kept you in hospital after that kind of surgery, I was in there for 2weeks. After the 1st week after surgery a nurse asked me when was the last time I went to the toilet for a bowel movement, I told her a week ago before my operation...without a word she flipped me over and rammed the thing up my bunghole to my shock and surprise.
I asked her "What it was for" she said "because you've not pooped in a week".
I explained I had been pooping fine and she'd asked THE WRONG QUESTION...
I hadn't pooped in a toilet for a week, I'd been pooping in the tray things they brought to your bed to poop in.
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2024-11-12 at 4:21 PM UTC
Me I've taken flashlights, dildos, cucumbers, my neighbors, pouches of pills, ice cubes, needleless syringes, a turkey baster, my hands, a banana, tobacco and a couple small knives wrapped in tape
