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can you be virtually molested?

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    I feel like some of you have you know raped me mentally with your eyes and mind through your computer screen and as flattered as I felt at the time, I would like compensation from each one of you.

    So if you ever committed "virtual eye rape" on my body OR personality please know I want monetary compensation.

    I am not afraid to continue complaining.
  2. #2
    The only way you could be virtually molested is if someone made you view a flashing, stroboscopic animated gif of a naked Hillary Clinton having sex with a naked George Bush Jr. or something.
  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The only way you could be virtually molested is if someone made you view a flashing, stroboscopic animated gif of a naked Hillary Clinton having sex with a naked George Bush Jr. or something.

    Dude I've had that happened here and so have you
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Or where u click the spoiler button and it's a big dick
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Bradley Or where u click the spoiler button and it's a big dick


    It's a fake dick that pops up, though. Fake dicks are a dime a dozen.
  6. #6
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Bradley I feel like some of you have you know raped me mentally with your eyes and mind through your computer screen and as flattered as I felt at the time, I would like compensation from each one of you.

    So if you ever committed "virtual eye rape" on my body OR personality please know I want monetary compensation.

    I am not afraid to continue complaining.
    Yes
  7. #7
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    qqqqqq
  8. #8
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I know where every vein on your penis is I don't complain.
  9. #9
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Bradley B virtually molested me,
    Caught me slippin’, now I’m stressin’, G,
    In this cyber world, ain't no rest for me,
    Claim that cash, motherfucker, I’m blessed, you see.

    Spinnin’ like a top, got my head in a whirl,
    Thought I was ballin’, now I’m in a swirl,
    Flexin’ on the gram, but I’m feelin’ real low,
    Need that compensation, time to let ‘em know.


    Bradley B, you violated my space,
    I want that dough, man, run me my pay,
    Virtually abused me in a twisted way,
    Catch these bars, nigga, don’t play.


    In this digital jungle, I’m a savage beast,
    You’re a meme now, Bradley, to say the least,
    Thuggin’ on my keyboard, but you crossed the line,
    Time to cash out, motherfucker, I’m fine.

    Livin’ in London, where the streets be cold,
    Niggas schemin’ hard, but I’m feelin’ bold,
    Ain’t no one messin’ with my virtual grind,
    Step back, Bradley, you messed with my mind.


    Bradley B, you violated my space,
    I want that dough, man, run me my pay,
    Virtually abused me in a twisted way,
    Catch these bars, nigga, don’t play.


    Cyber bully, motherfucker, you can't hide,
    I’m blowin’ the whistle, takin’ back my pride,
    From the online streets to the real world heat,
    My hustle ain't weak, can’t accept defeat.


    So come on, Bradley, better pay your dues,
    I’m demanding justice, ain’t no way to lose,
    Virtual streets, I’m the heavyweight champ,
    Claimin’ my throne, got the game in a stamp.

    Bradley B, virtually molested me,
    Now it’s time to settle, can’t you see?
    This ain't a game, I’m just tryna get free,
    From your digital chains, let me be me!
  10. #10
    not only molestered but also RAPED.

    if anything its OP that have to compensate us when he decided to thrust the image of his average sized penis into our sights unsolicited.
  11. #11
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Its not average
  12. #12
    Buy a lovense ram it up your shitter send me the control codes and $500.
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    I want to be unmolested
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Instigator I know where every vein on your penis is I don't complain.

    That's when you know your woman knows you very well.
  15. #15
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Bradley I want to be unmolested
    Me too
  16. #16
    Originally posted by Crispy Its not average

    smaller than averzge ?
  17. #17
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Bigger than a hot sauce bottle, or so ive heard
  18. #18
    Originally posted by Crispy Bigger than a hot sauce bottle, or so ive heard

    those are like 50ml/1.6oz complimentary bottles.
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina those are like 50ml/1.6oz complimentary bottles.

    That's like one testicle on me bro

    I got big genitals. I'm 6'1, grandfather had a similar horsey cock, I wear size 13W or 14 shoes and I invested a lot of time pulling on it.

    Not surprising to me
  20. #20
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I think my rap has gone unnoticed and I demand to see the manager.

    This instant.
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