I can fly B2 bomber and It's super easy

1. 2024-11-10 at 6:15 AM UTC

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   Conjoined Niggas at Space Lurking Yung Blood
   ok listen here's my 44,444 IQ guide to flying B-2 spirit (yes only [REDACTED] pilots allowed but my brain computed EVERY SINGLE MICRO-MOVEMENT)
   
   entering cockpit sequence: left foot 33.33° angle > right hand on panel 7 > whisper "goodmorning spirit" > stroke left console GENTLY (crucial) > press button labeled "do not press" exactly 3.333 times > emergency protocol: if plane asks credentials show it your microsoft flight simulator score
   
   FLYING CONFIGURATION: tilt head 44.444° for radar absorption (critical) > maintain spiritual connection to plane's soul > left stick moves left (took 7 years to decode this) > keep lucky snacks in exact fibonacci sequence > adjust seat to precisely match kansas latitude > think pure thoughts about stealth > emergency procedure: just be really quiet
   
   
   
   yes i know i haven't been in airforce (yet) but after analyzing 72 hours of B-2 photos from exactly 5.7 miles distance + my weekend courses at local flight school (still enrolling) + pure brainpower, I've mastered every theoretical aspect down to alien level movements. Even though I can Fly Spaceships.
   
   
   
   t. someone who can fly anything after reading its manual exactly 77 times in deep meditation state
   
   https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northrop_B-2_Spirit
2. 2024-11-10 at 6:42 AM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut
   didn't one of them get gifted to the commies during the Clitons raid on Yugoslavia? it just cartwheeled after the pilot left the bomber door open
   
   100pt for accidently bombing the Chinese Embassy. I thought the clintons were buddies with China.. WTF
   
   literally stolen from 'Wag the Dog' script. predictive programming is supposed to happen at least 5-10 years prior and not a year.
3. 2024-11-10 at 10:12 AM UTC

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   Conjoined Niggas at Space Lurking Yung Blood

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm didn't one of them get gifted to the commies during the Clitons raid on Yugoslavia? it just cartwheeled after the pilot left the bomber door open
   
   100pt for accidently bombing the Chinese Embassy. I thought the clintons were buddies with China.. WTF
   
   literally stolen from 'Wag the Dog' script. predictive programming is supposed to happen at least 5-10 years prior and not a year.

   
   Yeah. One of them Given to Yugoslavia
4. 2024-11-10 at 2:28 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   Yeah I've played enough video games that I can operate 89% of heavy machinery on my first try with no instructions. When I lived in a more rural part of the country sometimes my bosses would let me drive their big expensive John deeres because there's no goberment out there.
   
   Crashing a piece of farm machinery while tripping on cough medicine is not my idea of a good time though but I only did that once
5. 2024-11-10 at 6:46 PM UTC

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   Landy Pamm African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Crashing a piece of farm machinery while tripping on cough medicine is not my idea of a good time though but I only did that once

   
   I would think not especially after your get a noose from a ball and chain until you worked off your indentured servitude to pay off the damages, you drug clown