You know those pop up ads when u watch porn

1. 2024-11-10 at 12:40 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I wanna be one of those people like when you click on porn links that pop up and it's like
   
   ARE YOU LOOKING TO SUCK BIG DICKS IN (YOUR CITY)? GET STRETCHED TONIGHT
   
   And when u click it I get a text message and start preparing myself
   
   And I don't want money, just be nice to me for awhile
2. 2024-11-10 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I'll take spinach salad though especially when it's got tons of shredded vegetables and egg and maybe some berries that'd be good and a nice fat free sauce
3. 2024-11-10 at 12:44 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I like that shit too
4. 2024-11-10 at 2:39 AM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   Horny anonymous alcoholics in your area looking for penises and cocks!!!! Click here!!!
5. 2024-11-10 at 3:23 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Damn that's hurtfuk
6. 2024-11-10 at 10:01 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Every time you watch porn on a website chaturbate pops up in another tab
7. 2024-11-10 at 10:08 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Everytime I masturbate the kettle always puts me off with its whistling.
8. 2024-11-10 at 10:09 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Do britich people really call cookies biscuits?
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   • Bradley
9. 2024-11-10 at 10:31 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Crispy Do britich people really call cookies biscuits?

   
   We can call them whatever we want cause its our language.
10. 2024-11-10 at 10:39 AM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Why do Americans call ellen degeneres a real person?
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    • igbo
11. 2024-11-10 at 11:18 AM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Idk shes a dyke i hate her
12. 2024-11-10 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    My dad thinks those are real prostitutes trying to steal his cocaine
13. 2024-11-10 at 2:35 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Your dad and u have a lot in common
    
    

    Show spoiler
14. 2024-11-10 at 10:42 PM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    I don’t understand the ones that advertise their sites as being full of ugly girls. Who is that supposed to entice to click on them?
15. 2024-11-10 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by blackbird I don’t understand the ones that advertise their sites as being full of ugly girls. Who is that supposed to entice to click on them?

    
    A lot of ugly guys prefer ugly girls especially for long term union prospects
16. 2024-11-10 at 10:49 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I used to say I don't mind fat girls but things changed over the last 20 years.
    
    Then having a booty was thick
    
    Now fat people are thick
    
    Now morbidly obese people are a little chubby
    
    I'm like damn u say u like big girls and the girl u get now is a foot shorter than you and sixty pounds heavier lol
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    • igbo
17. 2024-11-10 at 11:46 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Every time you watch porn on a website chaturbate pops up in another tab

    
    I thought an angel lost its wings, or the person went blind.
18. 2024-11-10 at 11:53 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I wonder if that's what did it to me
19. 2024-11-11 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    No, I don't know those ads.
20. 2024-11-11 at 2:30 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I thought an angel lost its wings, or the person went blind.

    What