2024-11-07 at 12:49 PM UTC
Going to go with bleach and vinegar and inhale the fumes. I'd like to know if it causes eye irritation, what concentrations are needed, how long it takes to die and if I have a window open during it how long will it take for the room to become safe again.
2024-11-07 at 4:37 PM UTC
I wish she'd just go ahead and post her fun bags instead.
2024-11-07 at 5:36 PM UTC
"Sometimes I just want to get a fake orange spray tan and bleach my hair blonde and wear Hollister and A&F and American Eagle and Uggs exclusively and wear frosted lipgloss and make ducklips faces and care about Jersey Shore and Gossip Girl. because apparently “nice” dudes hate when girls do that because it’s “fake”, it’s “slutty”, it’s overdone/tasteless/”dumb” but fuck you. Everything is fake. All persona is persona including what you’ve been conditioned to perceive as a “neutral”/”inoffensive” appearance.
Because I don’t want your “respect”, and I certainly don’t need your advice on how to “respect” a body. I don’t need your fake concern about skin cancer and burns on my scalp when my body doesn’t even feel like mine sometimes. When breast cancer becomes selling sex to teenage boys who wouldn’t tell you about the lump in your breast they felt while they were feeling you up. Your concern for my body will always be mediocre until it is mine to create/destroy/create, and even then it wouldn’t even matter because you do not inhabit this flesh, or these organs, or this mucus/snot/bile/blood/spit/fluid/fluid/fluid. So stop trying to crawl into my bed of skin, asshole. Stop trying to own my ugliness. you can’t have it. Too bad, so sad.
I don’t want you to wait before I leave the room to talk about how gross I am. I want my skin to be greasy and leave big orange stains on every man who touches me and who I choose to touch. I want my hair to make you puke. I want my clothes to remind you of how capitalism lives in tube tops and booty shorts just as well as it does in jeans and a t-shirt or whatever the fuck makes you feel like the girl you wanna fuck is real “authentic”, real “down-to-earth” or whatever. I want to remind you that every picture is posed. No expression can be pure when you can see the camera and the camera can see you. I want you to know that I spent three goddamn hours straightening my hair and putting on my eyeliner over and over again and removing it over and over again so there’s light grey rings under my eyes and when I reapplied my lipgloss for the 20th time tonight in the backseat of my best friend’s car it hit a pothole so it’s smudging against my lipliner and I’m still not “sexy” to your pretentious John Lennon art school ass. My labor is MINE, and it’s ugly because God loves ugly. I wasn’t put on this earth to give you a hard on. I want to scream and drink and grind to shitty club music because I want to scare the living shit out of you. I want you to go home and post a Facebook update about how “our generation is doomed” and get twenty likes from all your pretentious John Lennon art school friends and all your fedora-wearing self-entitled pasty sarcastic bros and all your Edgewatch xvx police officers and all your “nice guy” indie rock microbrew date rapists who all secretly wish they could make a man want to remove himself from this earth just by getting a spray tan.
I don’t want you to want to fuck me, BRO. I want you to have to look at me. I want to be the bright orange flesh you don’t want to fuck but you also can’t ignore. I want you to be very, very scared of what is going to come out of my mouth. I want you to cringe at the sound of my voice because it is both too feminine and too loud. your disgust makes me even louder, even more powerful. and it’s so funny to me, so funny to me, because you know and I know we are both just pretending we aren’t aware that deep down you so badly wish you could be a monster, too."
2024-11-07 at 9:17 PM UTC
There's a great Louis Theroux documentary about this. It's about people wanting to kill themselves. There was a couple that provided the service. A service as in a "how to guide" and I know it involved a bag but it's been a while since I've seen it.
Choosing Death! That's the name. Great British journalist and interesting topic. I highly recommend.
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2024-11-07 at 9:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by What_a_Kreep
There's a great Louis Theroux documentary about this. It's about people wanting to kill themselves. There was a couple that provided the service. A service as in a "how to guide" and I know it involved a bag but it's been a while since I've seen it.
Choosing Death! That's the name. Great British journalist and interesting topic. I highly recommend.
His documentaries are always great...loved the ones about Westboro Baptist church.
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2024-11-07 at 9:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
His documentaries are always great…loved the ones about Westboro Baptist church.
He did two of them! He went back 10 years later and did a follow up with those weirdos. It's even better than the original if I remember correctly. I loved his "Weird Weekends" he did one in the porn industry, and one with a televangelist. I've probably seen all of his documentaries and series. The only one I didn't like was the scientology one, it was boring. I saw a better scientology doc. on Netflix.
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2024-11-08 at 12:48 AM UTC
After all the effort put forth in this thread, I think we need a human sacrifice at this point.
2024-11-08 at 7:34 PM UTC
Kafka now lives a segmented existence away from the secular world tending to a garden and producing nosegays and small handicrafts for sale at the local market
Next we are teaching survival skills to women along with leadership skills so they can teach women how to teach survival skills to other women so they can live off the land away from electricity because men use it to control women
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2024-11-08 at 7:39 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
She killed herself last night.
Women just go off the deep end over any little thing.
She definitely proved to everyone how weak and delusional a woman can get when she's not cumming enough.
2024-11-08 at 7:42 PM UTC
I got 2 tickets to paradise. Pack your bags and we'll leave tonight
2024-11-08 at 9:33 PM UTC
NiS: The Kafka Killers
Coming soon to a theatre near you.
2024-11-08 at 9:34 PM UTC
It's the cats I feel sorry for.
