Donald Trump just won the election.

1. 2024-11-07 at 11:44 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   This is crazy. Turn on the news!!
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2. 2024-11-07 at 11:49 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I heard he used secret hebrew magic to conjure up 20 million votes out of thin air.
3. 2024-11-08 at 1:18 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The Anti-Christ has arrived.
4. 2024-11-08 at 1:42 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I heard he used secret hebrew magic to conjure up 20 million votes out of thin air.

   Yeah yeah whatever those blue haired libs say
5. 2024-11-08 at 6:12 AM UTC

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   Landy Pamm Houston
   
6. 2024-11-08 at 6:24 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I just found a Crispy M&M under my sofa.
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7. 2024-11-08 at 6:37 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Landy Pamm

   
   dont they need screening first to determine if theyre house nigger of field nigger ?
8. 2024-11-08 at 7:25 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by Instigator I just found a Crispy M&M under my sofa.

   Name it after me
9. 2024-11-08 at 1:33 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina dont they need screening first to determine if theyre house nigger of field nigger ?

   
   They're interchangeable
10. 2024-11-08 at 4:32 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They're interchangeable

    
    no. theres a reason household appliances come with a sticker that says theyre household appliances.
11. 2024-11-08 at 4:56 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina no. theres a reason household appliances come with a sticker that says theyre household appliances.

    
    That's just a legal disclaimer so the manufacturer doesn't get sued if you use a toaster outside in a lightning storm...there's really no reason you could make toast in such a way as long as the power wasn't out.
12. 2024-11-08 at 5:05 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's just a legal disclaimer so the manufacturer doesn't get sued if you use a toaster outside in a lightning storm…there's really no reason you could make toast in such a way as long as the power wasn't out.

    
    the same applies for niggers.
    
    if you use a field nigger inside the house and it decided to chimp out and people got hurt and/or died theres going to be legal implications
    
    house negroes has been carefully selected and tested to comply with stringent KKK standards for load tollerances and chimpout resistence.
13. 2024-11-08 at 5:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina the same applies for niggers.
    
    if you use a field nigger inside the house and it decided to chimp out and people got hurt and/or died theres going to be legal implications
    
    house negroes has been carefully selected and tested to comply with stringent KKK standards for load tollerances and chimpout resistence.

    
    Niggers don't come with a warranty or guarantee of service as they are so unreliable, they are always sold "As-Is, no returns"
14. 2024-11-08 at 6:34 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    
15. 2024-11-08 at 6:36 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    
    Life insurance isn't the same as a warranty and doesn't guarantee the thing is gonna work.
    
    Your parents could take life insurance out on you but you haven't worked a day in your life!
16. 2024-11-08 at 6:55 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Life insurance isn't the same as a warranty and doesn't guarantee the thing is gonna work.
    
    Your parents could take life insurance out on you but you haven't worked a day in your life!

    
    I used to put my mom as my contact info when I had to fill out the gay life insurance thing at work. I have no idea what these word papers mean because i'm just a bitcoin anarchist and a white nigger that wants to get back to my coffee and smoke break
    
17. 2024-11-09 at 2:21 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Niggers don't come with a warranty or guarantee of service as they are so unreliable, they are always sold "As-Is, no returns"

    
    who said anything about warranties or gurantees be they expressed or implied.
18. 2024-11-10 at 6:30 AM UTC

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    Landy Pamm Houston

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Life insurance isn't the same as a warranty and doesn't guarantee the thing is gonna work.
    
    Your parents could take life insurance out on you but you haven't worked a day in your life!

    
    Got damn hell. you became a serious redneck when you moved to the states and down to Texas. maybe you should go to church
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19. 2024-11-10 at 12:09 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Yeah, well, he's only a redneck until tea time.