I’m buying a house (Home & Garden Edition)

2024-11-01 at 12:07 PM UTC

#101

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

burbs?

2024-11-01 at 1:01 PM UTC

#102

Netflxchillr African Astronaut

Originally posted by shitty titty We are watching The Birds.

2024-11-01 at 2:12 PM UTC

#103

Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

bird is the word

2024-11-01 at 2:49 PM UTC

#104

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by shitty titty Omg not this again. My jealousy remains intact.

Lanny will never love me the way he loves Lucy.

I'm sorry, it's been Lucille Balless all along. Try as you might, you'll never be able to complete with the retarded bubblegum ouroboros nihilism to which I am drawn like a moth to flame.

Originally posted by Elbow I'm choosing to believe you are both simply going as single versions of yourselves for Halloween.

Does it scare you ;)

2024-11-01 at 3:08 PM UTC

#105

shitty titty Cripple Nipple

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

jedi_darryl

2024-11-01 at 3:57 PM UTC

#106

Bradley Florida Man

I wanna go swimming

2024-11-01 at 4:20 PM UTC

#107

shitty titty Cripple Nipple

Go to the beach

2024-11-02 at 4:56 AM UTC

#108

Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

i fuck beaches for sports

2024-11-07 at 1:28 AM UTC

#109

jedi_darryl African Astronaut

Originally posted by shitty titty Welp my internalized misogyny has finally gotten the better of me. Me and my deformed tit will be moving into my new home this week. Lanny and I will no longer be living together, but he has generously decided he will maintain contact with me. I assume this is bc my new neighborhood has a fancy pool. And I’m also considering putting in a backyard bar and grill. Men are unbelievable. That's sexist

Anyways, I’m gonna work really hard on being a better feminist. Or housewife. Idk.

Lala, my wonderpet, my custard fluff, may I move in to be a contestant roomie?