People who come over unnanounced

1. 2024-11-05 at 9:23 PM UTC

   #21
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   If it's about any kind of criminal activity, unannounced is the only way to show up. But I don't really feel the need to broadcast my movements via text to the FBI...and that's just me being paranoid. They save them all.
2. 2024-11-05 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #22
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 If it's about any kind of criminal activity, unannounced is the only way to show up. But I don't really feel the need to broadcast my movements via text to the FBI…and that's just me being paranoid. They save them all.

   
   "That's the fourth time he's masturbated today"
3. 2024-11-05 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #23
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "That's the fourth time he's masturbated today"

   
   I've probably sent sexts about masturbating but I try not to use the Google SMS app at all if I can help it.
4. 2024-11-06 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #24
   

   What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Instigator What absolute bastards, if you're one of those people I suggest you should have a good hard look on the mirror.

   
   Does the same qualify for moms? My mom shows up randomly sometimes but then I feel bad, like, it's my mom dude. Can't just kick her ass out immediately. She's not the greatest mom in the world...as some of my telegram buddies know but she's still my mom.
5. 2024-11-06 at 6:50 PM UTC

   #25
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Does the same qualify for moms? My mom shows up randomly sometimes but then I feel bad, like, it's my mom dude. Can't just kick her ass out immediately. She's not the greatest mom in the world…as some of my telegram buddies know but she's still my mom.

   
   Mom's always have a pass, even Mom's who stubbed out their cigs on you when you were 6yrs old and being rambunctious
6. 2024-11-06 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mom's always have a pass, even Mom's who stubbed out their cigs on your forehead when you were 2yrs old and being rambunctious

7. 2024-11-07 at 1:48 AM UTC

   #27
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   All I can say is this: I've been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world faires. And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I'm a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin' tootin' shootin', parachutin' demolition double cap crimpin' frogman. There ain't nothin' I can't do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Been a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. 2by's, 4by's , 6by's and those big mother fuckers that bend and go 'Shhh Shhh' when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a coochie diver. I'll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you're feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman's been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers gentlemen
8. 2024-11-07 at 1:49 AM UTC

   #28
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi_darryl All I can say is this: I've been around the world twice. Talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, been to three world faires. And I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. I pushed more peeter, more sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around. I'm a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin' tootin' shootin', parachutin' demolition double cap crimpin' frogman. There ain't nothin' I can't do. No sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough. Been a lot of lessons in my life. Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet. Drove all kinds of trucks. 2by's, 4by's , 6by's and those big mother fuckers that bend and go 'Shhh Shhh' when you step on the brakes. Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a coochie diver. I'll wine, dine, intertwine, and sneak out the back door when the refueling is done. So if you're feeling froggy, then you better jump, because this frogman's been there, done that and is going back for more. Cheers gentlemen

   
   I might be sorry for this, but how did you find out about his wooden cock.
9. 2024-11-07 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #29
   

   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Whew, where do I start? Long story short, I was really high off percs and was at a gathering at a hotel party. I had to use the bathroom to vomit I think and he was just standing there, waiting for damn near anyone to use it.
   
   
   I puked on the floor instantly and left unannounced.
10. 2024-11-07 at 1:56 AM UTC

    #30
    

    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Mom's always have a pass, even Mom's who stubbed out their cigs on you when you were 6yrs old and being rambunctious

    
    okay, i'll be nice to my mom :/
11. 2024-11-07 at 2:07 AM UTC

    #31
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl Whew, where do I start? Long story short, I was really high off percs and was at a gathering at a hotel party. I had to use the bathroom to vomit I think and he was just standing there, waiting for damn near anyone to use it.
    
    
    I puked on the floor instantly and left unannounced.

    
    Like... waiting for someone to use his wooden willy?