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My experience with New Boyfriend

  1. #1
    Hi First my name is Al and I would like to say Happy Gay Pride Weekend to all

    I wanted to share an experience I had in the past month. My new boyfriend Fredick from Brazil had moved in with me only after meeting him on a Cruise ship to Chili from LA.

    Freddy makes these wonderful stuff bears and animals in the theme of Gay couples and very risque with condoms and other sex packages to go with..

    Well, First Freddy asked me if he could use my electric raser to cut the Mohair (very expensive Wool) to trim his bears.. and i was like. OK Freddy, it's very fine hair, I dont mind.

    Then I walked in with him and all these stuff bear parts all over my sink and floor. I had to slap his sexy tan buttom for making Daddy pick up after him

    Then one night he was dolled up in this sexy 2 piece from Victoria Secrets and I caught him trimming his naughty area. Well you can only imagine the spanking he got from that.

    Only when I went to use my raiser I noticed it had some milky like goop on it and less then a week later I woke up with this on my face which he told me I must of had chicken pox because it was shingles and not from his bears or him. I never had chicken pox in my life! What do I do

  2. #2
    yo i didn't read

    fag
  3. #3
    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Ban?
  4. #4
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Looks like Cocksucker's Disease.
  5. #5
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Number13 Ban?

    I don't know, that was kind of funny, in a really retarded sort of way.
  6. #6
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Looks like Cocksucker's Disease.

    So does your father's botched post surgical sex change. too much roast beef hanging down

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 yo i didn't read

    fag

    How dare you say such insensitive stuff on Rainbow Pride Gay Week
  7. #7
    Looks like scronaltdo to me
  8. #8
    Looks like suicide is the only option
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