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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina a european dining fork is conceptually as sophisticated as a poking stick primitive cultures in africa use to transport their food into their mouths.





    so uncultured that he thinks chopsticks are used with both hands.


    Culture and references to using sticks as eating utensils in the same sentence



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  3. #23
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Culture and references to using sticks as eating utensils in the same sentence




    forks are nothing but fanciful eating sticks
  4. #24
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina forks are nothing but fanciful eating sticks

    A fanciful eating stick with more utility than just a stick. It's the 21st century not 300bc
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson

    noice cope.



    this is anal-orgically the same as posting a pictures of cargo cultist and their "airport" to highlight inefficiencies of global air travel.

    very cope.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina noice cope.



    this is anal-orgically the same as posting a pictures of cargo cultist and their "airport" to highlight inefficiencies of global air travel.

    very cope.

    Not really, I already mentioned it was on the same level as Africans using sticks...this just supports that earlier statement...I understand that might be upsetting to you and you feel the desire to retaliate but facts are facts ma'am.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson A fanciful eating stick with more utility than just a stick. It's the 21st century not 300bc

    what else does a fork do that an eating stick dont
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what else does a fork do that an eating stick dont

    It can scoop a lot more food in one movement than a thin stick can...similar to a spoon where non liquid foods are concerned.
  9. #29
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not really, I already mentioned it was on the same level as Africans using sticks…this just supports that earlier statement…I understand that might be upsetting to you and you feel the desire to retaliate but facts are facts ma'am.

    i know you have difficulties grasping the more subtle points but i'll try again ....

    if africans are using sticks to write/draw and since a stylus resembles a stick, this must mean using a stylus is on the same primitive level as a stick.

    yes ?
  10. #30
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It can scoop a lot more food in one movement than a thin stick can…similar to a spoon where non liquid foods are concerned.

    oooo, spoon, which is conceptually as sophisticated as a flat piece of wood.
  11. #31
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina oooo, spoon, which is conceptually as sophisticated as a flat piece of wood.

    Yes the chinese use spoons...at least then evolved that far...just a shame they stopped there.

    Here in the west we've even gone a step further and invented the spork.

  13. #33
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes the chinese use spoons…at least then evolved that far…just a shame they stopped there.

    Here in the west we've even gone a step further and invented the spork.


    being phillosophically no different than a homosexual man.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina being phillosophically no different than a homosexual man.

    I'll defer to your expert knowledge when it comes to homo activity.
  15. #35
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'll defer to your expert knowledge when it comes to homo activity.

    turning a spoon into a fork is phillosophically the same as turning an asshole into a vagina cannal.
  16. #36
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Best condiment for poptarts guys?
  17. #37
    nigger pepper
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