Why Haven't I Been Using This Condiment My Entire life?

1. 2024-11-04 at 6:42 AM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   Giardiniera is one of the best condiments of all time. Just recently I have been using it on food, and folks, it goes great on just about any american/ tex-mex dish. cold ut Sandwiches, hot sandwiches, cheeseburgers, hot dogs, brats, tacos, burritos, chili, nachos, good god.
   
   it is a great substitute for pickles on a lot of dishes and there are also spicy varieties of giardiniera. The wonderful mix of pickled peppers, celery, carrots, and cauliflower also goes great with jalapenos on tex-mex food. seriously, mkae a burrito with beef, cheese, lettuce, pico de gaillo, tapatio, jalapenos and giardiniera and you will thank me. It is very oily and greasy so you might want to use a fork to get it out of the jar as opposed to a spoon.
   
   10/10 will put it on a lot more food and try different varieties.
2. 2024-11-04 at 6:58 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   Never heard of it. I haven't tried many condiments. Never get sauce on my burger or salt and vinegar on my chips. I've discovered American frites sauce though and love it, I think there's pickles in it.
3. 2024-11-04 at 7:37 AM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Kafka Never heard of it. I haven't tried many condiments. Never get sauce on my burger or salt and vinegar on my chips. I've discovered American frites sauce though and love it, I think there's pickles in it.

   
   I've never heard of that before, but I can get with the pickles part. I love pickles, probably almost as much as Brad loves pickles.
4. 2024-11-04 at 7:51 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   no thanks, sounds too much like giardia
5. 2024-11-04 at 11:26 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   looks like an every pizza place salad
   
6. 2024-11-04 at 11:38 AM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood looks like an every pizza place salad
   

   
   Nah, it's like a pizza salad, sans olives and tomatoes, and it's diced into big pieces and pickled.
7. 2024-11-04 at 11:58 AM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   nigger pepper is all condiments you need
8. 2024-11-04 at 12:19 PM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   White Pepper. o/
9. 2024-11-04 at 12:38 PM UTC

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   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   white pepper feels so civilized and strong but tame.
   
   it lacked the sudden outburst of violent flavor like nigger peppers do.
10. 2024-11-04 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Op needs to lay off the food and condiments
11. 2024-11-04 at 2:15 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    REAL food doesn't need condiments.
    
    You don't got to a 2 star Michelin restaurant and ask for the ketchup.
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12. 2024-11-04 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson REAL food doesn't need condiments.
    
    You don't got to a 2 star Michelin restaurant and ask for the ketchup.

    
    ja, they premixed them in the kitchen.
13. 2024-11-04 at 3:12 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ja, they premixed them in the kitchen.

    
    Exactly and good meal is already seasoned to perfection.
14. 2024-11-04 at 3:18 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Exactly and good meal is already seasoned to perfection.

    
    and also cut to perfection.
    
    western foods requires one to cut his or her food on the dining table. with scarry looking fork and knives.
    
    how barbaric.
15. 2024-11-04 at 3:21 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina and also cut to perfection.
    
    western foods requires one to cut his or her food on the dining table. with scarry looking fork and knives.
    
    how barbaric.

    
    ^ Used to taking the full shaft orally announced.
16. 2024-11-04 at 3:28 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ^ Used to taking the full shaft orally announced.

    
    no, just the tips. chopsticks work in pairs,
17. 2024-11-04 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina no, just the tips. chopsticks work in pairs,

    
    Using sticks to eat is something you'd expect to see in Africa...niggerism announced.
18. 2024-11-04 at 3:34 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Using sticks to eat is something you'd expect to see in Africa…niggerism announced.

    
    you mean like a poking implement .... like a fork ?
    
    nope. chopsticks require skills and brain power to use, which africans have most difficulty to master.
    
    among all race of man
19. 2024-11-04 at 3:38 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you mean like a poking implement …. like a fork ?
    
    nope. chopsticks require skills and brain power to use, which africans have most difficulty to master.
    
    among all race of man

    
    No, literal sticks, pieces of wood...a fork is a formed tool, specifically designed for the purpose of holding and moving food easily from plate to mouth (in reference to a dinner fork vs a hay fork)...you can use a fork with 1 hand leaving the other free for other tasks such as feeling up the hostesses ass as she fills your cup with a delicious beverage.
    
    In Africa/China pieces of wood taken from a tree and used with BOTH hands to move food to the mouth is both inefficient and doesn't allow one hand to be free for said gropage or defending oneself in the instance of a sneak attack.
20. 2024-11-04 at 3:44 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, literal sticks, pieces of wood…a fork is a formed tool, specifically designed for the purpose of holding and moving food easily from plate to mouth (in reference to a dinner fork vs a hay fork)…you can use a fork with 1 hand leaving the other free for other tasks such as feeling up the hostesses ass as she fills your cup with a delicious beverage.

    
    a european dining fork is conceptually as sophisticated as a poking stick primitive cultures in africa use to transport their food into their mouths.
    
    

    In Africa/China pieces of wood taken from a tree and used with BOTH hands to move food to the mouth is both inefficient and doesn't allow one hand to be free for said gropage or defending oneself in the instance of a sneak attack.

    
    
    
    so uncultured that he thinks chopsticks are used with both hands.