Kafka...

1. 2024-11-02 at 5:04 AM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
   
   
   
   Kafka, will you marry me now that I got bands?
   
   I know it's like 50 ones and like 3 twenties, but 1 USD is worth like 420 Irish Pounds.
   
   We can go out to eat at Popeye's instead of KFC, I know you've never had a nigga treat you that good before.
   
   I'm a good looking, Curly-Blonde-Haired Blue-Eyed hunk ready to sling loyalty, affection, and rock hard dick to a lovely lady, who is you, Kafka. Ever since I joined this site, your posts have secretly caught my attention. You're different from the other posters, and I'd like you to be the lovely lady that I share malt liquor and nice meals with, share fun memories with, and also to take on our hardships together as a team.
   
   Gimme a call good lookin <3
   
   
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   • ner vegas, 
   • Fonaplats
2. 2024-11-02 at 5:13 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   I hereby pre-emptively bless this union
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   • Kingoftoes
3. 2024-11-02 at 5:51 AM UTC

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   Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by ner vegas I hereby pre-emptively bless this union

   
   Thanks, Grandpa Aldra. Can you walk me down the aisle? I'm a bit nervous, Kafka is way out of my league and it's going to be embarrassing standing next to such a gorgeous, intelligent women in front of not only my friends and family, but also in front of her family.
4. 2024-11-02 at 6:04 AM UTC

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   Kafka sweaty
   My family will never be invited to my wedding.
5. 2024-11-02 at 7:07 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Op is kinda fat
6. 2024-11-02 at 7:07 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Op looks better when im drunk
7. 2024-11-02 at 7:08 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Im feelin kind. Op looks decent
8. 2024-11-02 at 7:08 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Op looks young but old, dirty but pure
9. 2024-11-02 at 7:08 AM UTC

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   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Those hands
10. 2024-11-02 at 7:20 AM UTC

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    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Crispy Op looks young but old, dirty but pure

    
    young but old, dirty but pure.
    
    BOB ROSS BUT NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.
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    • Instigator
11. 2024-11-02 at 7:22 AM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Not bob at all, he has afro you have nigger hair
12. 2024-11-02 at 7:57 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Thanks, Grandpa Aldra. Can you walk me down the aisle? I'm a bit nervous, Kafka is way out of my league and it's going to be embarrassing standing next to such a gorgeous, intelligent women in front of not only my friends and family, but also in front of her family.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Kafka My family will never be invited to my wedding.

    
    no since kafka's family won't be there I guess I'll have t owalk her down the aisle
13. 2024-11-02 at 8:02 AM UTC

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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Ewww Kafka dated her daaad
14. 2024-11-02 at 8:20 AM UTC

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    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by ner vegas no since kafka's family won't be there I guess I'll have t owalk her down the aisle

    
    Alright I understand, I admire your nobility and selflessness in doing this. Fonaplats will walk me down the aisle instead then, I'm sure of it.
15. 2024-11-02 at 8:42 AM UTC

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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Good thread.
    
    Make me glad I'm not jedi.
16. 2024-11-02 at 8:47 AM UTC

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    Kafka sweaty

    Originally posted by ner vegas no since kafka's family won't be there I guess I'll have t owalk her down the aisle

    
    Your head can be in my bouquet.
17. 2024-11-02 at 8:53 AM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka Your head can be in my bouquet.

    
    no sorry I can't be giving you head at your wedding
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    • Kingoftoes
18. 2024-11-02 at 9:09 AM UTC

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    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Kafka is so lucky.
    She needs to hurry and get in her basic bitch box.
19. 2024-11-02 at 2:32 PM UTC

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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Maddie's locked in for maid of honor, we're still looking for a master of ceremonies
20. 2024-11-02 at 2:47 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    *does curls with the stack*