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I lost my job and am now moving back into the ghetto.

  1. #41
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wanna hear u describe the strange behavior
  2. #42
    Originally posted by Bradley Drinking isn't against the rules in Florida

    Sounds like a worthless probation system.
  3. #43
    Bradley Florida Man
    Hey
  4. #44
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo I wanna hear u describe the strange behavior

    I don't remember most of it but apparently I spent a lot of time talking to people online and in the house
  5. #45
    Yeah man you called me up talkin bout some weeeeeeeiiiiiirrrdd stuff
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  6. #46
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley I took ambien and was brushing my teeth and I went to go rinse with mouth wash. And I began drinking the listerene. I consumed an entire liter of it and blacked out.

    Today I was given a drug test by my boss because of reports of strange behavior and failed for alcohol.

    Honestly this is very sad for me and I am ashamed.

    Nigga u have never had a fucking job
  7. #47
    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fax 📠 Yeah man you called me up talkin bout some weeeeeeeiiiiiirrrdd stuff

    thymol is a lot more toxic to the liver than alcohol by itself. liver damage can make you really loopy and confused or delirius.


    it would be easy to bump off someone thats admitted to alcoholism + listerine consumption, just make sure they regularly come into contact with DMSO + liver destroying compounds. By the time theyre dying and all sickly with yellow skin in urgent need of a liver transplant, the damage is already done and theres no trace of any toxin.

    At that stage, the liver is unable to remove toxins from the body so they end up in the brain, causing dementia-like symptoms
  8. #48
    6835378gjjsjs Tuskegee Airman
    death cap mushroom toxin is a good choice. destroys the liver and the symptoms give a false sense of hope as the person starts feeling better after a few days, then liver failure hits all of a sudden.


    i found some destroying angels, cousin of death caps, a few months ago. theyre quite lovely, even smell nice
  9. #49
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Nigga u have never had a fucking job
    He was manager of the halfway house
  10. #50
    Ellaria⏳ Yung Blood
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Nigga u have never had a fucking job

    LOL THIS 😆 if you believe he's done anything besides pound steel reserve daily and spam the forum on dozens of alternatives while living in his mother's basement all year than I have a bridge to sell you
  11. #51
    Ellaria⏳ Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Crispy He was manager of the halfway house

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he managed to eat everything in the fridge AND drank the entire medicine cabinet! He must be gunning for a promotion 🤪
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  12. #52
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Ellaria⏳ BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he managed to eat everything in the fridge AND drank the entire medicine cabinet! He must be gunning for a promotion 🤪
    I have a candy bowl im going to demolish later
  13. #53
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm sorry for everything
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  14. #54
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Bradley I'm sorry for everything
    You didnt do anything bradley, youre not in trouble 😁
  15. #55
    Originally posted by ner vegas are you retarded? listerine is like 90% alcohol

    more like 20%.

    ive gargled vodka before and listerine dont "burn" any hotter than vodka.

    dont think theyre even close.
  16. #56
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina more like 20%.

    ive gargled vodka before and listerine dont "burn" any hotter than vodka.

    dont think theyre even close.

    I bet you're a good gargler
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  17. #57
    Originally posted by Bradley I bet you're a good gargler

    only with low viscosity liquid
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  18. #58
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina more like 20%.

    ive gargled vodka before and listerine dont "burn" any hotter than vodka.

    dont think theyre even close.

    You gargle cum
  19. #59
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley I took ambien and was brushing my teeth and I went to go rinse with mouth wash. And I began drinking the listerene. I consumed an entire liter of it and blacked out.

    Today I was given a drug test by my boss because of reports of strange behavior and failed for alcohol.

    Honestly this is very sad for me and I am ashamed.

    You're going to wind up just like that old guy John who was in a shit hole nursing home I worked in Hot Springs Montana in the 80s. John had wet brain from drinking mouth wash in his previous nursing home. John was an angry slobbering vegetable.
  20. #60
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker John was an angry slobbering vegetable.

    God I hate brussel sprouts.
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