I lost my job and am now moving back into the ghetto.

1. 2024-10-31 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I'm such a loser
2. 2024-10-31 at 12:41 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   if this is real you should legit tell them that you don't remember drinking the mouthwash
   
   ambien has a long history of putting people into 'sleepwalking' states, loads of times people have been 'asleep' and tried to cook and burned down their houses and shit
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   • the man who put it in my hood
3. 2024-10-31 at 12:42 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by ner vegas if this is real you should legit tell them that you don't remember drinking the mouthwash
   
   ambien has a long history of putting people into 'sleepwalking' states, loads of times people have been 'asleep' and tried to cook and burned down their houses and shit

   
   This isn't about facts.
4. 2024-10-31 at 12:47 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by Bradley My breath is very fresh yall

   At least your breath smells good instead of like beer, just tell em to sniff you
5. 2024-10-31 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #25
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by ner vegas if this is real you should legit tell them that you don't remember drinking the mouthwash
   
   ambien has a long history of putting people into 'sleepwalking' states, loads of times people have been 'asleep' and tried to cook and burned down their houses and shit

   
   This is the best response. It was a toxic drug reaction from your medication and you don't remember anything and don't think you should take ambien anymore or it could kill you, you could have died, it was a medical emergency. Use all keywords
   
   
   but lets be honest folx he downed that entire bottle of pills and washed it down with listerine on purpose and I know because I had multiple ex girlfriends in treatment that did this exact thing. I always wondered why they didn't just leave treatment and hang out with me and drink and smoke some green instead of getting fucked up alone on some lame shit but hey we are each on a different journey of lived experience
6. 2024-10-31 at 12:58 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   So I talked to the probation officer and he laughed and said it's cool and don't worry about it.
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   • ner vegas, 
   • Crispy
7. 2024-10-31 at 1:05 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood but lets be honest folx he downed that entire bottle of pills and washed it down with listerine on purpose and I know because I had multiple ex girlfriends in treatment that did this exact thing. I always wondered why they didn't just leave treatment and hang out with me and drink and smoke some green instead of getting fucked up alone on some lame shit but hey we are each on a different journey of lived experience

   
   Bradley isnt a girl in treatment, hes a grown man enjoying his crisp life
8. 2024-10-31 at 1:06 PM UTC

   #28
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   big pharma be like: "This is normal for 3% of people"
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   • ner vegas
9. 2024-10-31 at 1:08 PM UTC

   #29
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Crispy Bradley isnt a girl in treatment, hes a grown man enjoying his crisp life

   
   ambien + listerine is the classic in treatment cocktail because drug attics are degenerates that will consume everything psychoactive in front of them that costs them $0 because technically it's not stealing or "buying drugs" OH THEY WILL FIND A WAY, lock up the nutmeg!!!! STOP BUYING WHIPPED CREAM THERE"S A REASON IT NEVER HAS ANY PRESSURE WHEN YOU GO TO MAKE A CAKE, MOM!!!!
10. 2024-10-31 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood big pharma be like: "This is normal for 3% of people"

    
    CHIANTIX MAY CAUSE EXTREME SUICIDAL IDEATION
11. 2024-10-31 at 1:32 PM UTC

    #31
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley So I talked to the probation officer and he laughed and said it's cool and don't worry about it.

    
    Sounds like a worthless probation officer.
12. 2024-10-31 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Ok what drug can i do in my house
13. 2024-10-31 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I want to get high
14. 2024-10-31 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Give me drug
15. 2024-10-31 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Ill go drink my listerine
16. 2024-10-31 at 1:33 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Be like bradley
17. 2024-10-31 at 1:34 PM UTC

    #37
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    A nice hot cup of caffeinated tea and a thoughtful think about thoughtful things.
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    • Bradley
18. 2024-10-31 at 1:42 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Sounds like a worthless probation officer.

    
    Drinking isn't against the rules in Florida
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    • Crispy
19. 2024-10-31 at 1:44 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Were all drinking the yellow listerene, the yellow listerene
    
    
20. 2024-10-31 at 1:50 PM UTC

    #40
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by ner vegas CHIANTIX MAY CAUSE EXTREME SUICIDAL IDEATION

    
    

    Originally posted by Ghost Day 13
    
    I woke up and they were all dead
    
    blood everywhere
    
    on the bright side I don't feel like smoking anymore.