I don't want to reproduce anymore

1. 2024-10-31 at 1:51 AM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   I hate myself
2. 2024-10-31 at 2:59 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion2 Yung Blood
   Then don't I never did and I'm MUCH better off for it.
   What kind of asshole would actually want to bring another life into this shitfeast?
3. 2024-10-31 at 3:04 AM UTC

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   AngryOnion2 Yung Blood
   I think most people would be better off getting a puppy instead.
   And don't even get me started on the whole fucking carbon footprint bullshit.
   If I never had kids and you did guess who has the bigger footprint MOTHERFUCKER.
   I have enough credits to go to the fucking moon and back asshole.
4. 2024-10-31 at 7:21 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   the best you can hope for is a zero carbon footprint
   
   unless you become a cannibal
5. 2024-10-31 at 7:25 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   You could always try talking to young girls on social media.
6. 2024-10-31 at 7:29 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   
   
   All you need is a partner with eggs, previously known as a female.
7. 2024-10-31 at 7:36 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   lol 'the partner with eggs'
   
   jesus christ
8. 2024-10-31 at 7:42 AM UTC

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   🦄🌈 Soyboy - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Instigator
   
   All you need is a partner with eggs, previously known as a female.

   
   Under 35. It's almost not even worth bothering trying to get a woman pregnant after that - it happens, but it's exceptional. Medically it's termed a "geriatric pregnancy". I was talking with my aunt about it, she had kids in her 20s and her early 30s, and said it was so much easier having kids in her 20s, just physically much easier to deal with the pregnancy.
9. 2024-10-31 at 11:51 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   the world has an endless supply of 19 year old women that want to start a new chapter in life
10. 2024-10-31 at 2:33 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas the best you can hope for is a zero carbon footprint

    
    Umm no, the best you can do is a MASSIVE carbon footprint...fuck those damn zoomers and whatever the next generation is called.