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I lost my job and am now moving back into the ghetto.

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    I took ambien and was brushing my teeth and I went to go rinse with mouth wash. And I began drinking the listerene. I consumed an entire liter of it and blacked out.

    Today I was given a drug test by my boss because of reports of strange behavior and failed for alcohol.

    Honestly this is very sad for me and I am ashamed.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Not even my extra small penis can cheer me up.
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    there are medications that yiu can take to not feel ashamed
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Bradley I took ambien and was brushing my teeth and I went to go rinse with mouth wash. And I began drinking the listerene. I consumed an entire liter of it and blacked out.

    Today I was given a drug test by my boss because of reports of strange behavior and failed for alcohol.

    Honestly this is very sad for me and I am ashamed.
    Were you okay from the mouth wash? :(
  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    At least you didnt drink alcohol, its okay bradley 🫂
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    he relapsed on booze!
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    No, you all just envy him. He has more soul magik than all of you sorry faggots
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  8. #8
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    So what if he got a little fucked up drinking mouth wash? Hes still better than all of you because he didnt drink alcohol, he didnt go stab a dog, he didnt shoot up, he didnt try to meet up with a 12 year old girl. Bradley isnt half as fucked as all of you were/are. He went to college, hes getting his degrees To do what he wants in life. Youre all just sitting there envious because he’s actually trying to do shit and get better as a person
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Crispy Were you okay from the mouth wash? :(

    mouthwashes are actully safe to drink.

    they dont advertise it as drinkable alcohol to avoid alcohol taxes but everyone knows its a cheap substitute for alcohol.
  10. #10
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Well Bradley is a good guy, hes just silly. He shouldn’t have lost his job
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    Originally posted by Crispy Well Bradley is a good guy, hes just silly. He shouldn’t have lost his job

    i hope silly people be the pilots that fly your planes and doctors that ooerates your people.
  12. #12
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy At least you didnt drink alcohol, its okay bradley 🫂

    lol he drank an extra large bottle of listerine
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  13. #13
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by ner vegas lol he drank an extra large bottle of listerine
    So? Hes white and youre a chink, ill believe him over you anyday
  14. #14
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Crispy So? Hes white and youre a chink, ill believe him over you anyday

    are you retarded? listerine is like 90% alcohol
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Its not bradleys fault, he just liked the minty taste
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    He was thirsty!
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Thots and prayers bradleyB1488

    I dont believe you but are you going to lose your accommoodation 《cowemoji》
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  18. #18
    Is this a knockoff "my daughters dead" thread?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    The only way forward is surrending yourself to the higher truths of trianglism our blessing as cursed totseans seeks baptismal regeneration as we will all die within 5 years for the curse of totse israel
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    Bradley Florida Man
    My breath is very fresh yall
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