2024-10-29 at 10:14 PM UTC
igbo
Houston
[cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
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2024-10-30 at 5:26 AM UTC
Getting in the Halloween mood.
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2024-10-30 at 6:36 AM UTC
The plan today is to clean the bathroom, put up Halloween decorations, do my skincare and go to a pumpkin patch.
2024-10-30 at 10:24 AM UTC
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2024-10-30 at 12:48 PM UTC
Waking & bakin tryna dissect what I remember from the crazy dreams I had last night…🧡
2024-10-30 at 1:06 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
waiting for the temps to get to painting temps
2024-10-30 at 1:11 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Done some meal prep for later, took some onions and peppers out of the freezer put them in a bag. Waiting for them to defrost
It's hard out here 4 a nigga
Also chopped a chicken up and put that in a bag along with some spices such as paprika and garlic and shit.
Herbs and spices can be found in the herbs and spices section of your local superstore or grocery.
Follow me for health tips.
2024-10-30 at 2:17 PM UTC
WHAT A SICK JOKE imaginen being SO SHIT at your existence that when you program the part where you enter a password it actually LAGS CONSTANTLY for some reason so when you type *** it hangs up for a second and then as youre pressing the keys nothing shows up but then it goes ********* WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TYPE
HOW DOES A PASSWORD BOX HAVE A DELAY AND OR LAG WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT YEAR IS THIS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED ON ANY COMPUTER EVER, WHO THE FUCK IS MAKING THIS GARBAGE
2024-10-30 at 5:54 PM UTC
The woman who delivers our screws/nuts/washers/fasteners etc just came by and as I was chitchatting to her the transexual bossman who runs the company next door came out and was asking me a couple of questions about the power pole in the street.
He's a regular dude but is always in a dress (but makes NO effort to look or act like a woman other than wearing the dress).
After he left the fastener woman was laughing about his poor effort and we got into a discussion about trannies and how dumb they are...we started through hypotheticals out and anecdotal stories of interactions with said trannies/fags/gays etc and the subject came up of men like the neighbor guy who makes no effort to actually look like a woman so why bother with the dress.
I asked her, "If I overnight turned fancy and next time you came over I was standing here in a yellow summer dress and insisting you call me Emily what would you think"
She couldn't stop laughing at that point.
2024-10-30 at 6:26 PM UTC
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2024-10-30 at 8:38 PM UTC
The simple pleasures and the complex desires
2024-10-30 at 9:07 PM UTC
Making mostaccioli and garlic bread ..❤️
2024-10-30 at 11:28 PM UTC
45.
once that pussy went dry it'll be all about cats.
4o cats.
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