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Did Imstigator really get caught jacking off on the bus?

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Folks he was quoted as saying "Me wormie a tug today, ya blimey tam tam"
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    no he was jacking on, off the bus
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    Pretty sure every man who regularly rides the bus has at some point had a sneaky tug.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    Will u let hts come visit
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Pretty sure every man who regularly rides the bus has at some point had a sneaky tug.

    I did as a child pretty often. Because of my bad behavior i had to get picked up in my city then the bus driver would pick up like 16 kids that lived near the high school so I was limited on how much problems I could do and so I would regularly wank on the cold bus at 7am before other students got on
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    All I'm saying is when I used to ride the bus to work back in Manchester UK and sitting at the back where the seats faced each other...if a young office chick in a short skirt sat opposite and gave me a show, my hand may or may not have brushed the front of my pants more than once.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah that's some predator shit, Stevie
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    ner vegas African Astronaut
    yeah they only found out because he crashed it as he finished
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    Originally posted by Bradley Yeah that's some predator shit, Stevie

    Better to be a predator than the prey me old muckerdoo.
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I walk chief.

    There is no way I get on a bus with a load of chocos.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All I'm saying is when I used to ride the bus to work back in Manchester UK and sitting at the back where the seats faced each other…if a young office chick in a short skirt sat opposite and gave me a show, my hand may or may not have brushed the front of my pants more than once.

    I did it in geometry class, it was a remedial class after I failed it the first time. Definitely locked eyes with another kid across the room, pretty sure he knew what I was doing. He looked away and I finished up. The teacher was this pretty hot little Asian bitty. Mrs. Chau or something I wanna say.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All I'm saying is when I used to ride the bus to work back in Manchester UK and sitting at the back where the seats faced each other…if a young office chick in a short skirt sat opposite and gave me a show, my hand may or may not have brushed the front of my pants more than once.

    Wait a second, you'd jack off right in front of someone facing you? Are you Louis CK
  14. #14
    Originally posted by Instigator I walk chief.

    There is no way I get on a bus with a load of chocos*.

    *Disclaimer: Instigator is perfectly cordial to all minorities that he meets in real life.
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    Originally posted by Fax 📠 I did it in geometry class, it was a remedial class after I failed it the first time. Definitely locked eyes with another kid across the room, pretty sure he knew what I was doing. He looked away and I finished up. The teacher was this pretty hot little Asian bitty. Mrs. Chau or something I wanna say.

    Yes I had a similar experience in Geography class and English Lit, the English Lit teacher was an ex model and always wore figure hugging dresses etc...she knew what the fuck she was doing to us poor over sexed teenage boys. DISGUSTING...whacka whacka whacka
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Fax 📠 I did it in geometry class, it was a remedial class after I failed it the first time. Definitely locked eyes with another kid across the room, pretty sure he knew what I was doing. He looked away and I finished up. The teacher was this pretty hot little Asian bitty. Mrs. Chau or something I wanna say.
    I did it in third grade during a lesson, had my jacket covering my lap with my hand down my pants. Dunno if anyone seen me, its harder for girls to do it 😒
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    I came up with a hands free invention for Geography class, it was basically 2 elastic bands, a large one to go around my thigh and a smaller one to go around my nob...then in class I could sit at my desk and just move my leg up and down or side to side nonchalantly and beat that todger into submission while ogling the geography teacher..all the while with hands up on desk or holding a pen with a pensive look on my face.
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I came up with a hands free invention for Geography class, it was basically 2 elastic bands, a large one to go around my thigh and a smaller one to go around my nob…then in class I could sit at my desk and just move my leg up and down or side to side nonchalantly and beat that todger into submission while ogling the geography teacher..all the while with hands up on desk or holding a pen with a pensive look on my face.
    If i had a weiner id do that
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    I make the best threads
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    Crispy reverse pedophile
    You do
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