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  1. #41
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Fonaplats You are both so awkward and sad looking on cam. both very drunk yet never once kissed or stopped to fuck. Make believe.

    Oh Fona stfu. You sit in the dark on cam. And your wife is never even around.

    Don’t start your shit.
  2. #42
    Plus you talk like Slingblade or something
  3. #43
    Frala really messed up not getting with Fona back when he was on the market. They'd probably be like peas in a pod together.
  4. #44
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fax πŸ“  Plus you talk like Slingblade or something

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  5. #45
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by πŸ¦„πŸŒˆ MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted πŸ’‰ (we beat covid!) πŸ‘¬πŸ’•πŸ‘­πŸ€ (🍩✊) Frala really messed up not getting with Fona back when he was on the market. They'd probably be like peas in a pod together.

    YES THIS IS THE WRONG TURN I TOOK IN LIFE
  6. #46
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Kafka It's OK I'll help. Your first step is to buy the book "Live alone and like it".

    Thanks Kafka, I'll check it out. I'm finally realizing I don't need a woman to be a full independent person, it's liberating, think I'm gonna book a vacation to some lesbian bathhouses in Europe now.
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  7. #47
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Thanks Kafka, I'll check it out. I'm finally realizing I don't need a woman to be a full independent person, it's liberating, think I'm gonna book a vacation to some lesbian bathhouses in Europe now.

    don't forget the frosted tips
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  8. #48
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by ner vegas don't forget the frosted tips

    there'll frosted tips aplenty when I pop out of those alpine hotsprings with the lesbians
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  9. #49
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    *former lesbians
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  10. #50
    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm wankong to this thread rn
  11. #51
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    *unsubscribes*
  12. #52
    Bradley Florida Man
    I wish i had hair I could dye I would do a nice auburn
  13. #53
    Bradley Florida Man
    Or dark red
  14. #54
    Originally posted by Bradley I wish i had hair I could dye I would do a nice auburn

    pubic and armpit hairs are hairs
  15. #55
    Bradley Florida Man
    No thanks!
  16. #56
    I'm saddened to hear of this de-merging of DH and NIS...things can only get worse from hereon out with both sides now being polarized into two groups instead of 1 dysfunctional family.
  17. #57
    Bradley Florida Man
    Who is on my team though??

    The b team
  18. #58
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Bradley Who is on my team though??

    The b team

    This is not about you. Go choke on an aids infested cock.
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  19. #59
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm saddened to hear of this de-merging of DH and NIS…things can only get worse from hereon out with both sides now being polarized into two groups instead of 1 dysfunctional family.

    We will figure it all out for the kids.
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  20. #60
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    We’re cope-parenting
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