I want to carve a pumpkin.

1. 2024-10-28 at 4:31 AM UTC

   #21
   

   Fluttershy Short Bussy
   They call Fona the pumpKING! (Because of the pumpkin on his head)
2. 2024-10-28 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   At the party i went to they were selling for $15-$30
3. 2024-10-28 at 6:48 AM UTC

   #23
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by Crispy At the party i went to they were selling for $15-$30

   
   Wow young people dont even steal pumpkins anymore? what a world. I stole 6 this year, as is tradition. 4 to carve and 2 to chuck off the overpass
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4. 2024-10-28 at 7:28 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by CASPER Wow young people dont even steal pumpkins anymore? what a world. I stole 6 this year, as is tradition. 4 to carve and 2 to chuck off the overpass

   Im too skinny to steal heavy punkins
5. 2024-10-28 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I would like a small calf to flagellate in public
   
   Is that too much ask?
6. 2024-10-28 at 8:56 AM UTC

   #26
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I want one too.
7. 2024-10-28 at 3:35 PM UTC

   #27
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Crispy Why carve pumpkins when they rot and die? Even if you dont carve them they rot and die. And pumpkins are up to $30 now, usually being $10-$15. And the pumpkin carving stuff is $5. Its just a temporary thing that lasts a week

   
   remember to soak your pumpkins in bleach folx
8. 2024-10-28 at 3:39 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   Like mj did?
9. 2024-10-28 at 3:44 PM UTC

   #29
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
   You can't really carve small ones. You could paint it.
10. 2024-10-28 at 3:45 PM UTC

    #30
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Wow young people dont even steal pumpkins anymore? what a world. I stole 6 this year, as is tradition. 4 to carve and 2 to chuck off the overpass

    
    Where did you steal them from?
11. 2024-10-28 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 You can't really carve small ones. You could paint it.

    Ill paint it
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12. 2024-10-28 at 3:46 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Dinosaur themed
13. 2024-10-28 at 3:51 PM UTC

    #33
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I have a lot of guilty for all the trick or treating antics I got up to as a kid. Every year we would go out with our candy bags half filled with eggs and toilet paper and we HUNTED for those houses that leave the candy bowls out that say "take 1" and we would not only take the BOWL but also their pumpkin and egg + TP their house because they are "cowardly Asians too afraid to answer the door" unlike those white meemaws in the rich area who give you an entire big ass chocolate bar
    
    these chinks think they can just turn their lights off and leave a bowl WE KNOW YOu'RE HOME WE CAN SEE YOUR CAR AND THE TV ON UPSTAIRS
    
    Idk why we were so racist towards asian immigrant families in that suburb. Their refused to participate in the festivities offended us or something.
14. 2024-10-28 at 3:54 PM UTC

    #34
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I have a lot of guilty for all the trick or treating antics I got up to as a kid. Every year we would go out with our candy bags half filled with eggs and toilet paper and we HUNTED for those houses that leave the candy bowls out that say "take 1" and we would not only take the BOWL but also their pumpkin and egg + TP their house because they are "cowardly Asians too afraid to answer the door" unlike those white meemaws in the rich area who give you an entire big ass chocolate bar
    
    these chinks think they can just turn their lights off and leave a bowl WE KNOW YOu'RE HOME WE CAN SEE YOUR CAR AND THE TV ON UPSTAIRS
    
    Idk why we were so racist towards asian immigrant families in that suburb. Their refused to participate in the festivities offended us or something.

    
    You're an asshole.
    
    But if my kids were egging houses I would probably want to go with them so I could be there to shoot the owners if I needed to.
15. 2024-10-28 at 3:55 PM UTC

    #35
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    If it's not a busy neighborhood it would be hard to blend in.
16. 2024-10-28 at 10:20 PM UTC

    #36
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]

    Originally posted by Crispy I like your paint stuff, i painted my own room yk?

    
    where you see my stuff?
17. 2024-10-28 at 10:33 PM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT where you see my stuff?

    
    She DM'd you about it months ago and you left it in read you lil bitch didn't even say she did a good job
18. 2024-10-28 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #38
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Damn. Polecat would've responded if she had a penis
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19. 2024-10-28 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Polecat is gay?!
20. 2024-10-28 at 10:39 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah he had a husband but like 22 years but he put him in a home last winter and got to know the local lgbtq oldje scene
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