I’m buying a house (Home & Garden Edition)

1. 2024-10-28 at 9:08 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple
   Welp my internalized misogyny has finally gotten the better of me. Me and my deformed tit will be moving into my new home this week. Lanny and I will no longer be living together, but he has generously decided he will maintain contact with me. I assume this is bc my new neighborhood has a fancy pool. And I’m also considering putting in a backyard bar and grill. Men are unbelievable.
   
   Anyways, I’m gonna work really hard on being a better feminist. Or housewife. Idk.
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2. 2024-10-28 at 9:23 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Takin the train to splitsville eh? That's rough. So Lanny is single now? Can I tap that!
3. 2024-10-28 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Interested in pettingb your dog.
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4. 2024-10-28 at 9:48 PM UTC

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   shitty titty Cripple Nipple

   Originally posted by Fax 📠 Takin the train to splitsville eh? That's rough. So Lanny is single now? Can I tap that!

   
   I don’t believe Lanny has adequately prepared his anus but I’ll let him know about your interest.
5. 2024-10-28 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by shitty titty I don’t believe Lanny has adequately prepared his anus but I’ll let him know about your interest.

   
   He has
6. 2024-10-28 at 9:53 PM UTC

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   Fluttershy Short Bussy

   Originally posted by Bradley Interested in pettingb your dog.

   
   Welcome back Brad! You missed all these whacky characters that popped up while you were gone! rough rider came back, we had a new kid named Taco Bell who just got out of a psych ward, enigma even showed up, and even Bill Krozby’s ghost dude you should’ve been here!
7. 2024-10-28 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Seriously, I hope you're doing well. A new house sounds nice.
   
   Kafka can help decorate, she is an interior designer apparently
8. 2024-10-28 at 9:56 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Damn I'm always gone when all the unique characters show up.
9. 2024-10-28 at 9:57 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   Beautiful house. A lot of opportunities awaiting your next chapter in life
10. 2024-10-28 at 10 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Fax 📠 Seriously, I hope you're doing well. A new house sounds nice.
    
    Kafka can help decorate, she is an interior designer apparently

    
    Thanks, Fox. I went to school for ID so I’m good.
11. 2024-10-28 at 10:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Puttin that degree to good use then!
12. 2024-10-28 at 10:03 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    I'm thinking about buying a heating pad for my genitals as my next move in living better
13. 2024-10-28 at 10:03 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Don't know if I should get a large or an extra large
14. 2024-10-28 at 10:06 PM UTC

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    shitty titty Cripple Nipple

    Originally posted by Fax 📠 Puttin that degree to good use then!

    
    I actually didn’t finish. I hated CAD and drawing blue prints so bad I left lol.
15. 2024-10-28 at 10:08 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Fun fact I am extremely good at blue prints both reading and drawing up
16. 2024-10-28 at 10:08 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Can't wait to trick or treat at your house next year
17. 2024-10-28 at 10:10 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Will Lanny be moving back to California or staying in the general area?
    
    I would like to meet the Dear Administrator for lunch once. Maybe do some freaky stuff.
    
    Let's make some memories bro.
18. 2024-10-28 at 11:18 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the whiskey aging room in the basement will be complimented by a brick pizza oven in the garden and an entire room with ducting for running various electronics like servers or an LLM. Not to mention the LSD lab in the second basement under the first one
    
    The municipal blueprint coding department doesn't know about that one ;)
19. 2024-10-28 at 11:23 PM UTC

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    Bradley Florida Man
    Make sure u leave the light off for me
20. 2024-10-28 at 11:53 PM UTC

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    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    lanny is a good wife material
    
    try be a better husband