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Molesting myself in my sleep.

  1. 2024-10-28 at 5:29 PM UTC
    #1
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Folks when I do my nighttime knock out I noticed i have an issue.

    I wake up walking. Now don't get me wrong, I am the biggest wanker. While it used to be 6+ times a day I still sneak off to the bathroom twice a day.

    I live in a group home for adult male losers.

    So essentially the issue is I wake up with my hand on my penis and no recollection. This only happens when I take ambien, melaBONEIN and Trazadone. Pretty much everything. When I used to drink i was a big night time jacker.

    So my question to yall is how do I stop myself from pulling on my big white weiner while I'm asleep in my group home? I already wear pants and wank a lot. Thanks
  2. 2024-10-28 at 5:35 PM UTC
    #2
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I had to work today didn't have time to put your thing in the mail. Still the same address right
  3. 2024-10-28 at 5:36 PM UTC
    #3
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    ...

    How do you know who this is
  4. 2024-10-28 at 5:36 PM UTC
    #4
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    R u inside me
  5. 2024-10-28 at 5:36 PM UTC
    #5
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Because you live in a group home for adult male losers...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. 2024-10-28 at 5:37 PM UTC
    #6
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    I am rough rider I found this website URL written on a condom outside my local homeless shelter.
  7. 2024-10-28 at 5:38 PM UTC
    #7
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Hey Brad, Iā€™m not sure how to help. Maybe you could go to church and talk to the pastor about your urge to yank it around large groups of men! šŸ‘
  8. 2024-10-28 at 5:38 PM UTC
    #8
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Ok yes foxweiner it is the same address and i appreciate it a lot nigger
  9. 2024-10-28 at 5:39 PM UTC
    #9
    Rough Rider Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Hey Brad, Iā€™m not sure how to help. Maybe you could go to church and talk to the pastor about your urge to yank it around large groups of men! šŸ‘

    That's what started these problems
  10. 2024-10-28 at 5:41 PM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I did have a girl once tell me I was jacking off in my sleep. But that time I fucked her and she couldn't get me off and I was just tired as hell so I think it was just out of massive blue balls
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