That feel when you try to get fired and chill but corporate policy standards leads to you being promoted

1. 2017-06-25 at 2:22 AM UTC

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   Galaxy Kitten Yung Blood [meagerly bolshevize my pericles]
   Also stock options.
2. 2017-06-25 at 2:23 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   hey scron, how's it hangin brother?
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-25 at 2:25 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   office space
4. 2017-06-25 at 2:36 AM UTC

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   Galaxy Kitten Yung Blood [meagerly bolshevize my pericles]

   Originally posted by NARCassist hey scron, how's it hangin brother?
   
   
   
   
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   Just chillin its my bday hbu fam?/
5. 2017-06-25 at 2:43 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Galaxy Kitten Just chillin its my bday hbu fam?/

   
   happy birthday pal, here a present for you
   
   
   
   and i'm good yeh, just chillin myself.
   
   
   
   
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   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RestStop
6. 2017-06-25 at 2:44 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Galaxy Kitten Just chillin its my bday hbu fam?/

   
   happy bday mane, today is my grandmas birthday as well.
7. 2017-06-25 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   Galaxy Kitten Yung Blood [meagerly bolshevize my pericles]
   lulz
   
   
8. 2017-06-25 at 2:46 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   everyone havin birthdays, must be that time of year or summing.
   
   
   
   
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9. 2017-06-25 at 2:47 AM UTC

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   Galaxy Kitten Yung Blood [meagerly bolshevize my pericles]
   Its a solstice year
10. 2017-06-25 at 2:48 AM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Galaxy Kitten lulz
    
    

    
    Thats crazy I didn't know that. Though I did see an FBI statistic once that most violent crimes are done by cancerians, which I guess makes since that most cereal killers are born in june.
11. 2017-06-25 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by NARCassist happy birthday pal, here a present for you
    
    
    
    and i'm good yeh, just chillin myself.
    
    
    
    
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    Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up and pass that shit there has to be a half gram in that pipe!
12. 2017-06-25 at 4:39 AM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by RestStop Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up and pass that shit there has to be a half gram in that pipe!

    
    its his birthday, he gets a treat.
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-25 at 4:43 AM UTC

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    Galaxy Kitten Yung Blood [meagerly bolshevize my pericles]
    I dont even get high anymore lol...