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Okay big question fuys

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Let's say a cannibal drugged and bound you, then you wake up and he offers you the chance to eat your own penis and live or not eat your own penis and die whay would you do?
  2. #2
    What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    I don't have a penis, but if I did I wouldn't do it. Only because I wouldn't trust that they'd let me live afterwards. So then I've just eaten my own genitalia for no reason.

    This reminds me of something that would be in the SAW movie franchise.
  3. #3
    RandyCain Houston
    If he already cut it off for me I would buy if I had to wake up, have my penis cut off and eat it id rather die.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I would ask for my penis to be seasoned. I would lament to him the difficulty I face in eating so much meat at once. I would ask him to partake in the Fillet Mi Weiner and invite him to have a seat with me, a glass of wine perhaps and enjoy in a stiff weiner. Much like I seduced your mom with.
  5. #5
    Kafka sweaty
    I had a dream about cannibals the other night did you have the same dream?
  6. #6
    Originally posted by Kafka I had a dream about cannibals the other night did you have the same dream?

    How would that make sense you fucking dipshit. Your two minds are not causally linked. How could someone dream your dream? You are a dolt
  7. #7
    Kafka sweaty
    I've shared dreams with people before.
  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    "YOU'RE NOT A CANNIBAL AT ALL You"RE JUST SOME FETISHISTIC SADIST! ADMIT IT!"
  9. #9
    You should have specified "whole" or "chewed".
  10. #10
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I'd rather die, I'd just hope they made it quick
  11. #11
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I'd rather die, I'd just hope they made it quick

    Ok. What if they offered you garnishments to go with?
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