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I like baths

  1. #1
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    As opposed to showers. When I was a kid I liked cold ones. And I had to take cold ones with the power out.

    It seems like most people say they take showers. Ig it's supposed to be more sanitary but I like to take baths, wash off, sometimes shave, then give myself a quick rinse with the shower head after before I dry off. I do this because I shave and don't want hairs stuck to me but if your reason for not taking baths is your just drying off after getting out of dirty water I don't do that.

    I think I read soaking your balls in hot water isn't good but I twist it around so it's just my dick in the water and my balls are on top. By the time I wash my balls the water is just warm.
  2. #2
    Not me, It's literally years since I had a bath...primary because I'm tall and baths are not particularly accommodating. On top of that showers are quick and convenient, use less water which keeps the dolphins and obbe happy, you're washing in clean water and not the shit water your laying in and lastly you can piss in the shower without then having to wash yourself in your piss water...not to mention the possibility of butt nuggets sullying the waters.

    Nah, I'll stick to showers rather than mewling in my own filth.
  3. #3
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 As opposed to showers. When I was a kid I liked cold ones. And I had to take cold ones with the power out.

    It seems like most people say they take showers. Ig it's supposed to be more sanitary but I like to take baths, wash off, sometimes shave, then give myself a quick rinse with the shower head after before I dry off. I do this because I shave and don't want hairs stuck to me but if your reason for not taking baths is your just drying off after getting out of dirty water I don't do that.

    I think I read soaking your balls in hot water isn't good but I twist it around so it's just my dick in the water and my balls are on top. By the time I wash my balls the water is just warm.

    i'm a big fan of baths. the shower rinse off is CRUCIAL. you gotta get all the ditty bath water off your body (if you want to be clean)
  4. #4
    I do like bathing in the adoration of others though.
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  5. #5
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I do like bathing in the adoration of others though.

    lather praises all over your tush, daddy <3
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    You missed a bit
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  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    Sometimes when my body hurts a lot I will get the bath as hot as possible.

    SImilar to jiggaber jerson I am quite tall and find my body unable to really scrunch into a small tub. So only when like my shoulders, elbows, and hands hurt a lot I'll lay in the water as hot as I can stand it with my knees bent and just try to pray the pain subsides

    That being said there's no real comparison to the convenience and ease u can just turn the hot water as hot as possible and sit int he bototm of the tub and just let the hot water and steam run over your body while you wank

    careful though, if you live with a lot of people, your anus might get pregnant
  8. #8
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    My water pressure in the shower is pretty shitty so I usually take baths. I don't like the fact that the water gets so grimey but it does feel amazing just soaking in a hot bath
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    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    im bout to scrub a dub dub in the tub rn. should i livestream?
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  10. #10
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    splish splash toaster bath.
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  11. #11
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk My water pressure in the shower is pretty shitty so I usually take baths. I don't like the fact that the water gets so grimey but it does feel amazing just soaking in a hot bath

    you just fill a large cup and rinse off as the water as it is going down the drain.

    I shower before I get into a bath.. even if the shower pressure sucks.. wash your 4 main parts of filth and then soak in the bath without soap. you're not supposed to use soap outside of your bughole, pits, ears and taint.

    the rest soaks in clean water will remove dead filth and skin cells and then you rinse off in cool water.

    rinse your eyes out with clean water while showering
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  12. #12
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    PS thats if you don't workout and sweat.. if you just got done sweating you need soap everywhere. but a basic bath is clean water
  13. #13
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    Originally posted by Instigator splish splash toaster bath.

    no toaster i did almost drown my laptop while i was watching ava adams suck her stepsons dick but it's all good i'm typing on it now
  14. #14
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    Do like Jackass did and tape the leads of a TENS unit on your balls and the other on your butthole
  15. #15
    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman
    .. THEN CRANK IT UP!!!!!!!!
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