I just peed and need to pee again.

1. 2024-10-23 at 8:13 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Post someone else's face.
2. 2024-10-23 at 10:44 PM UTC

   #22
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ It's a 40-year old fat guy.

   
   Then he's in good company here. Fat old men are the future!
3. 2024-10-23 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I love old men
4. 2024-10-23 at 10:56 PM UTC

   #24
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Crispy I love old men

   
   And they love you back, baby.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Crispy
5. 2024-10-23 at 11:13 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I love em, 25-40
6. 2024-10-24 at 12:58 AM UTC

   #26
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy Im not

   
   Alright. How many pounds of barbeque chicken wings can you eat in one sitting?
7. 2024-10-24 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I can probably eat 6 or 8 wings, dunno the pounds
8. 2024-10-24 at 2:17 AM UTC

   #28
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Crispy I can probably eat 6 or 8 wings, dunno the pounds

   
   And how are you with opening pickle jars?
9. 2024-10-24 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile
   I learned this trick, if you tap the sides of the lid on counter then its easier to open
10. 2024-10-24 at 3:04 AM UTC

    #30
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy I learned this trick, if you tap the sides of the lid on counter then its easier to open

    
    That's cheating.
11. 2024-10-24 at 4:20 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I cant open it otherwise
12. 2024-10-24 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I need to pee again
13. 2024-10-24 at 12:48 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Goshhh i hate school, need to pee so bad
14. 2024-10-24 at 12:49 PM UTC

    #34
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Why not just get a catheter at this point?
15. 2024-10-24 at 1:17 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    What that
16. 2024-10-24 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #36
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    When you shove a tube up your pisshole and then have that feeding into a piss bag that you tie around your ankle...fairly common in old people who have lost control of their bladder etc...or lazy bastards who can't be bothered getting up off the sofa.
17. 2024-10-24 at 1:54 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I can pee just fine
18. 2024-10-24 at 1:56 PM UTC

    #38
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy I can pee just fine

    
    You can still use one for convenience, clearly you have way more important things to think about than where, how and when you can take a leak.
19. 2024-10-24 at 3:22 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I needa pee
20. 2024-10-24 at 10:04 PM UTC

    #40
    

    Far McFar Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Enlarged prostate probably semi blocking your piss pipe, it's common in older men.

    
    I usually get it from drinking caffein
    
    especially cola. it bloats you and that pressure pushes down on the bladder because the prostate is attached to it. but coffee and cola are a mother fucker on the prostate. also if you're not having sex, Beat off more. you can't leave it unbeaten because it mixes with the testical to make sperm (I guess)