ghosted by a tranny last night >:(

1. 2024-10-22 at 7:05 PM UTC

   #1
   

   igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
   last night i was really high on mephedrone (4mmc) and for some reason whenever i take cathinones/methamphetamine my mind goes to a really perverse horny depraved place and i start looking at shemale porn lol XD i was on my phone and i downloaded this app for hooking up with shemales. it's basically tinder it shows you someone then you click like or dislike and then it shows you the next person until you run out of turns. so this super hot thick latina bitch that was wearing a sexy police costume in her picture pops up. scroll down and it says pronouns: shemale (trans woman) so i'm like fuck yeah and smashed the like button. the phone dings cause she liked me back and now we can text back and forth. here is what our text message exchange looked like:
   
   
   
   she messages first: "hey sexy"
   
   
   i replied immediately: "you're hot as fuck i'd let you arrest me any day"
   
   
   
   she replies back: "haha might have to strip search you"
   
   
   at this point my stomach was growling cause i didn't eat much this week so i got up and went to make some scrambled eggs. total time spent cooking and eating the 3 eggs was 30 minutes TOPS. the only reason it took that long was because i used the tiniest burner on my stove and a big pan so it took a long time to heat up and cook the 3 eggs. i am not sure what compelled me to do that but i digress.
   
   
   i finish the eggs and pick up my phone and check the app and no longer see the thread with whats her name? i can't see our messages or her at all they just vanished.
   
   
   here is the worst part of the story: my dumbass PAYS $15 FOR THE PREMIUM GOLD VERSION OF THE APP WHICH WILL SHOW PREVIOUSLY MATCHED PROFILES AND LET YOU MESSAGE THEM
   
   
   i see her profile and i message her: "hey idk what happened but i lost your messages! apps being weird lol"
   
   
   she hits me with the triple text: *girl shrugging shoulders emoji*
   
   You didn't seem very interested
   I'm not gonna wait around all night
   
   
   i go: i was eating a plate of eggs it's been 20 minutes
   
   
   then the icing on the cake from her: ENJOY YOUR FUCKING EGGS
   
   
   *blocks me*
   
   
   BITCHES (WITH DICKS) BE CRAZY
   
   
   I wish i was asexual :/
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   • Bradley, 
   • Crispy
2. 2024-10-22 at 7:10 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by igbo last night i was really high on mephedrone (4mmc) and for some reason whenever i take cathinones/methamphetamine my mind goes to a really perverse horny depraved place and i start looking at shemale porn lol XD i was on my phone and i downloaded this app for hooking up with shemales. it's basically tinder it shows you someone then you click like or dislike and then it shows you the next person until you run out of turns. so this super hot thick latina bitch that was wearing a sexy police costume in her picture pops up. scroll down and it says pronouns: shemale (trans woman) so i'm like fuck yeah and smashed the like button. the phone dings cause she liked me back and now we can text back and forth. here is what our text message exchange looked like:
   
   
   
   she messages first: "hey sexy"
   
   
   i replied immediately: "you're hot as fuck i'd let you arrest me any day"
   
   
   
   she replies back: "haha might have to strip search you"
   
   
   at this point my stomach was growling cause i didn't eat much this week so i got up and went to make some scrambled eggs. total time spent cooking and eating the 3 eggs was 30 minutes TOPS. the only reason it took that long was because i used the tiniest burner on my stove and a big pan so it took a long time to heat up and cook the 3 eggs. i am not sure what compelled me to do that but i digress.
   
   
   i finish the eggs and pick up my phone and check the app and no longer see the thread with whats her name? i can't see our messages or her at all they just vanished.
   
   
   here is the worst part of the story: my dumbass PAYS $15 FOR THE PREMIUM GOLD VERSION OF THE APP WHICH WILL SHOW PREVIOUSLY MATCHED PROFILES AND LET YOU MESSAGE THEM
   
   
   i see her profile and i message her: "hey idk what happened but i lost your messages! apps being weird lol"
   
   
   she hits me with the triple text: *girl shrugging shoulders emoji*
   
   You didn't seem very interested
   I'm not gonna wait around all night
   
   
   i go: i was eating a plate of eggs it's been 20 minutes
   
   
   then the icing on the cake from her: ENJOY YOUR FUCKING EGGS
   
   
   *blocks me*
   
   
   BITCHES (WITH DICKS) BE CRAZY
   
   
   I wish i was asexual :/

   
   Are you in the US?
   
   Great thread
3. 2024-10-22 at 7:17 PM UTC

   #3
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   This happened to me once in like 2013 and the fact that *xe* had a dog face was like rubbing salt in the womb.
   
   I started abusing meth shortly after
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   • Fluttershy, 
   • shitty titty
4. 2024-10-22 at 7:19 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood This happened to me once in like 2013 and the fact that *xe* had a dog face was like rubbing salt in the womb.
   
   I started abusing meth shortly after

   
   Gay
5. 2024-10-22 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #5
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Bradley Gay

   
   No actually I didn't have sex for that entire year and it was a much better outcome that they blocked me. I was just lonely and had nobody to talk to in a small town where nobody does drugs and this person mentioned cocaine on their profile
   
   It wasn't meant to be
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   • Bradley
6. 2024-10-22 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #6
   

   Crispy reverse pedophile

   Originally posted by igbo last night i was really high on mephedrone (4mmc) and for some reason whenever i take cathinones/methamphetamine my mind goes to a really perverse horny depraved place and i start looking at shemale porn lol XD i was on my phone and i downloaded this app for hooking up with shemales. it's basically tinder it shows you someone then you click like or dislike and then it shows you the next person until you run out of turns. so this super hot thick latina bitch that was wearing a sexy police costume in her picture pops up. scroll down and it says pronouns: shemale (trans woman) so i'm like fuck yeah and smashed the like button. the phone dings cause she liked me back and now we can text back and forth. here is what our text message exchange looked like:
   
   
   
   she messages first: "hey sexy"
   
   
   i replied immediately: "you're hot as fuck i'd let you arrest me any day"
   
   
   
   she replies back: "haha might have to strip search you"
   
   
   at this point my stomach was growling cause i didn't eat much this week so i got up and went to make some scrambled eggs. total time spent cooking and eating the 3 eggs was 30 minutes TOPS. the only reason it took that long was because i used the tiniest burner on my stove and a big pan so it took a long time to heat up and cook the 3 eggs. i am not sure what compelled me to do that but i digress.
   
   
   i finish the eggs and pick up my phone and check the app and no longer see the thread with whats her name? i can't see our messages or her at all they just vanished.
   
   
   here is the worst part of the story: my dumbass PAYS $15 FOR THE PREMIUM GOLD VERSION OF THE APP WHICH WILL SHOW PREVIOUSLY MATCHED PROFILES AND LET YOU MESSAGE THEM
   
   
   i see her profile and i message her: "hey idk what happened but i lost your messages! apps being weird lol"
   
   
   she hits me with the triple text: *girl shrugging shoulders emoji*
   
   You didn't seem very interested
   I'm not gonna wait around all night
   
   
   i go: i was eating a plate of eggs it's been 20 minutes
   
   
   then the icing on the cake from her: ENJOY YOUR FUCKING EGGS
   
   
   *blocks me*
   
   
   BITCHES (WITH DICKS) BE CRAZY
   
   
   I wish i was asexual :/

   Men who aren’t delusional like this are better
7. 2024-10-22 at 7:41 PM UTC

   #7
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   the cocaine must have wore off. Those 20 minutes were your only chance
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   • shitty titty
8. 2024-10-22 at 7:45 PM UTC

   #8
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood No actually I didn't have sex for that entire year and it was a much better outcome that they blocked me. I was just lonely and had nobody to talk to in a small town where nobody does drugs and this person mentioned cocaine on their profile
   
   It wasn't meant to be

   
   I feel that m I've been lonely before
9. 2024-10-22 at 7:54 PM UTC

   #9
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I only read the thread title and felt the need to respond with
   
   DISGUSTING.
10. 2024-10-22 at 8:07 PM UTC

    #10
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pics?
11. 2024-10-22 at 9:24 PM UTC

    #11
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Show fat Latino tranny
12. 2024-10-22 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crispy Men who aren’t delusional like this are better

    
    Delusional sure, but not like this!
13. 2024-10-22 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #13
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Fax 📠 Delusional sure, but not like this!

    
    Would u fork a fat Latino tranny in a cop unoforn???
14. 2024-10-22 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #14
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    How are you with patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time?
15. 2024-10-22 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #15
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Not as good as i am at rubbing my head while patting my belly
16. 2024-10-22 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #16
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Not as good as i am at rubbing my head while patting my belly

    
    I'll bet you're doing it right now, as we speak.
17. 2024-10-22 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Would u fork a fat Latino tranny in a cop unoforn???

    
    No, but I'd spoon a skinny white tranny in a nurse uniform
18. 2024-10-22 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #18
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the latinex have good femboy genetics, or so i've heard.
    
19. 2024-10-23 at 12:28 AM UTC

    #19
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    yeah, why don't you go home i'm your dad
20. 2024-10-23 at 12:37 AM UTC

    #20
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Everyone milks their dad