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Picking Up Chicks At Department Stores

  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    We all know that the hottest, sexiest, most bubble-bottomed-big-breasted-bitchez work at department stores. Usually in the clothing department or as cashiers.

    My question to you, especially the BOYZ. Is how to pickup these soul-sucking-seranading-succubuses? I need to work on my game and am feeling frisky. Oh, and I have to do it sober.

    Usually at the few parties I've been to a chick just asks to touch my hair and then next thing you know I'm banging her in the back of my parent's toyota corolla. This is a different setting, though.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    U should go to dollar store. That's more your calibre
  3. #3
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley U should go to dollar store. That's more your calibre

    Sorry, I'm not into single moms and elderly women.
  4. #4
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Going to TJ Max to look at the girls in yoga pants
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