Who wants a conker fight?

1. 2024-10-18 at 8:40 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   I bet none of you niggas can beat me at a game of conkers.
   
   Muthafuckas don't be using that vinegar an shi'eet.
   
   I'll even let ya'll name the park and the tree.
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   • Jiggaboo_Johnson
2. 2024-10-18 at 8:46 AM UTC

   #2
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
   ill take you in a cock fight
3. 2024-10-18 at 8:52 AM UTC

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   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina ill take you in a cock fight

   
   Of course jèw would
4. 2024-10-18 at 2:48 PM UTC

   #4
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i love that video game
5. 2024-10-18 at 2:49 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   wow that take me back.
   
   Climbing trees at Clifton Country park to get the best conkers and then baked them slightly in the oven. Some kids would try to cheat by painting them with clear varnish.
   
   Being at school with a 23er and all the kids gathering round ooohing and ahhing as you held the magnificent, almost holy conker up by it's string for them all to stare at in wonder and say things like "really??? It's a 23er?? wowwww"
   
   These foreigners don't have a fucking clue.
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6. 2024-10-18 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #6
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole